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1. Comment by mastour on 9/15 @ 6:17 pm #

   The glasses are a very nice touch.

2. Comment by Dan Collins on 9/15 @ 6:18 pm #

   Yeah. He dresses kind of like Ward Churchill.

3. Comment by The Sanity Inspector on 9/15 @ 6:23 pm #

   Dye his hair black and give him mirrorshades and a White Falcon instead, and it could be Neil Young circa 1970.

4. Comment by The Sanity Inspector on 9/15 @ 6:24 pm #

   Zaius, I mean.

5. Comment by ccoffer on 9/15 @ 7:17 pm #

   Either way, keep their damn dirty paws offa me.

6. Comment by McGehee on 9/15 @ 7:55 pm #

   Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
   …Dr. Zaius
   Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
   …Dr. Zaius
   Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
   …Dr. Zaius

   <Homer> “I love legitimate theater.” </Homer>

7. Comment by McGehee on 9/15 @ 7:58 pm #

   …and are you sure that’s Dr. Zaius, and not Virgil?

8. Comment by Major John on 9/15 @ 9:41 pm #

   Yeah. Zaius doesn’t even have jump wings…

9. Comment by Merovign on 9/15 @ 10:21 pm #

   A world where apes evolved from rockstars?

   I could swear I’ve seen that dude hanging out at the mall.

10. Comment by happyfeet on 9/15 @ 10:34 pm #

    He doesn’t look 54. I bet he moisturizes.

11. Comment by happyfeet on 9/15 @ 10:34 pm #

    Petraeus, I mean.

12. Comment by psychologizer on 9/16 @ 2:08 am #

    You can’t see his shirt on the internet.

13. Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 9/16 @ 6:08 am #

    I was thinking old-school Kenny Rogers.

    Happyfeet: yeah, it’s kind of depressing when a four-star general looks younger than you do, isn’t it? It’s like when the young Marines around my workplace started calling me “sir”. WTF?

    I’m not military, btw, and sure as hell don’t look clean-cut enough to be a Marine, much less one who’d be entitled to be called “sir”.

14. Comment by Mikey NTH on 9/16 @ 12:56 pm #

    Now, now, SBP; just take your cod-liver oil and remember to yell at them if they step on the grass. “You kids! Keep off my lawn!”

    There are bonus points if you wear wingtips and black socks with your shorts when you yell.

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