Just because I don’t get the point of this stupid post doesn’t mean I believe there isn’t one — or that it isn’t somehow aimed at me. In fact, I can almost hear you laughing right now.
Dick.
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September 6, 2007
The “paranoia performative post” post (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
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Comment by Bill D. Cat on 9/6 @ 2:59 pm #
There’s a point alright …..
Comment by mojo on 9/6 @ 3:00 pm #
You click now!
Comment by Bill D. Cat on 9/6 @ 3:01 pm #
….. who changed post to entry ?
Comment by Jeff G. on 9/6 @ 3:09 pm #
What are you talking about, Bill?
Comment by Andy on 9/6 @ 3:13 pm #
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.
Comment by JD on 9/6 @ 3:14 pm #
Performative paranoia. I am going to effort the utilization of this phrase, once a day, for the next week.
Comment by Bill D. Cat on 9/6 @ 3:16 pm #
The bastards changed the italics on Dick , as well . Watch your back dude .
Comment by Andy on 9/6 @ 3:17 pm #
“Effort the utilization” and verb you up a noun to boot! Awesome!
Yes, I’ve recently read the musings of an Amazonian semiotician.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 9/6 @ 3:21 pm #
Almost hear me? Dude, you should get your hearing checked!
Comment by Mikey NTH on 9/6 @ 3:23 pm #
Is there such a thing as preemptive paranoia? Should there be? No?
I knew you’d say that!
Comment by McGehee on 9/6 @ 3:32 pm #
Of course there’s a point to this post, and of course it’s aimed at me. But why should I care about that when the creepy Burger King guy is beaming mind-control rays into my head trying to get me to not think outside the bun!?
Comment by A fine scotch on 9/6 @ 3:52 pm #
Hey, just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not after you.
Comment by happyfeet on 9/6 @ 3:54 pm #
Today I shook off uncertainty to close higher.
Comment by Bill D. Cat on 9/6 @ 3:57 pm #
This post ( or entry ) has been compromised ….I think .
Comment by The Ouroboros on 9/6 @ 4:21 pm #
How’d ya know my name is Dick?
Comment by JD on 9/6 @ 4:22 pm #
Andy – I was trying out one of my pet peeves. It felt wrong just typing it. To effort and efforting are almost as grating as a sports announcer saying someone can really score the ball.
Speaking of, I am off to see the 2007 Super Bowl Champion Indianapolis Colts score 50+ against New Orleans!
Comment by Rick Ballard on 9/6 @ 4:24 pm #
“How’d ya know my name is Dick?”
No, no, no. It’s signed Dick.
What’s paranoia without a little schizophrenia?
Comment by JD on 9/6 @ 4:29 pm #
I saw a stripper at a bachelor party sign her autograph on the groom’s dick with a Sharpie.
Comment by JD on 9/6 @ 4:29 pm #
Her name was “Shy”
Comment by Squid on 9/6 @ 4:35 pm #
I have clairvoyant paranoia. I have precognitive dissonance.
Comment by Bill D. Cat on 9/6 @ 4:35 pm #
Holy sweet Jesus Christ , the italic Dick is back . Be back in a sec , gotta re-load .
Comment by A fine scotch on 9/6 @ 4:42 pm #
Is the italic Dick the thing that does all of Jeff’s COCK-SLAPPING?
Comment by dick on 9/6 @ 4:46 pm #
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don’t talk about me like that.
Sincerely,
Italic Dick
Comment by Bill D. Cat on 9/6 @ 4:47 pm #
Someone’s fucking with the Dick’s font .
Comment by Rick Ballard on 9/6 @ 4:50 pm #
No, that’s Jeff’s muse.
Schizophrenics work together like that.
Comment by dick on 9/6 @ 4:52 pm #
Dick-a-phobes !!!!!!!!! You are all scared of the throbbing member of love with his purple helmet and thos pumping veins all staring at you, waitin’ for a little taste. When my sturdy helmt covering my exquisitely beautiful head cums crashing into your eye socket, you will remember, with fondness.
Sincerely,
Italic Dick
Comment by Bill D. Cat on 9/6 @ 5:03 pm #
You had better think again Dick , There are laws concerning these things .
Comment by Bill D. Cat on 9/6 @ 5:04 pm #
You had better think again Dick , There are laws concerning these things . Try that again …
Comment by ahem on 9/6 @ 5:05 pm #
With both hands tied behind her back. (Rim shot.)
Comment by Jeff G. on 9/6 @ 5:07 pm #
I think it’s pronounced “rim job,” ahem.
Comment by Bill D. Cat on 9/6 @ 5:10 pm #
Heh , like that’s the real Jeff .
Comment by Rick Ballard on 9/6 @ 5:12 pm #
We can’t be sure of that. He appears to have become a man of many parts. At least two, anyway.
Comment by Cowboy on 9/6 @ 5:49 pm #
Your koan for the day:
…the sound of one dick laughing.
Comment by the other Ken on 9/7 @ 8:30 am #
OMG, you’re channeling my ex-girlfriend, GET HER OUT OF YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW OR YOU’LL BE SORRY!
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