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September 1, 2007
“The Michael Vick Monday Morning Quarterback Post, 4″ (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
Wanna know the best thing about finding Jesus? The wine. And them fine crackers. — To think, all this time I’ve been eating caviar and goose liver off the crusts of Pop-Tarts like some black Jethro Clampett. No more. Jesus has shown this brother the way…! 17 Comments ::: Post a comment »RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI: http://proteinwisdom.com/wp-trackback.php?p=9694 Leave a commentIf you want to leave a feedback to this post or to some other user´s comment, simply fill out the form below. |
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Comment by Spiny Norman on 9/1 @ 9:30 am #
Pop-Tarts? Goose liver? Ewww.
Comment by Spiny Norman on 9/1 @ 9:32 am #
If that’s a metaphor for something I haven’t figured out yet, it IS an unappetizing one, to say the least.
Comment by The Ouroboros on 9/1 @ 9:43 am #
Yeah, it’s a Dog’s Life, ain’t it ?
Comment by SteveG on 9/1 @ 9:45 am #
Jethro wasn’t black?
Comment by MarkD on 9/1 @ 9:54 am #
If Michael found Buddha, he could be eating sushi off hot naked Japanese babes. Buddha isn’t into harming animals, so Michael is probably going to be reincarnated as a dog, a fighting dog.
Karma is a bitch.
Comment by The Ouroboros on 9/1 @ 10:03 am #
Come and listen to a story about a man named Vick
A poor footballer and a major league dick.
Cause one day he was caught fightin dogs
And served up a warrant for the breakin of teh laws…
Comment by The Ouroboros on 9/1 @ 10:05 am #
Dog fightin that is… Rockem, Sockem Pit Bulls…
Comment by The Ouroboros on 9/1 @ 10:18 am #
Does that somehow make Halle Berry the black Ellie May Clampett?
Cause, ya know, I could totally go Dash Riprock on that… I’m just sayin’.
Comment by B Moe on 9/1 @ 10:28 am #
“…so Michael is probably going to be reincarnated as a dog, a fighting dog.”
I think a puppy mill would be more appropriate.
“Karma is a bitch.”
Exactly.
Comment by The Sanity Inspector on 9/1 @ 10:33 am #
“eeeee-DOGGY!…”
Comment by Brendan on 9/1 @ 11:39 am #
Actually, it’s Jethro Bodine. Jed was his uncle.
Comment by The Ouroboros on 9/1 @ 3:42 pm #
Well the first thing you know Vick’s posse’s rollin over
Dog folk said “Hey! Mike’s killin Rover!”
They said “A federal prison is the place he oughta be…”
But Mike got Jesus and a plea deal..
As for prison..Guess we’ll see…
Comment by Rob B. on 9/1 @ 10:10 pm #
Well, he must have found Catholic or Episcopal Jesus because if he found baptist Jesus he know that it’s all about the grape juice… and the fried chicken.
Comment by Great Mencken's Ghost on 9/2 @ 8:41 am #
When did then NFL become a Donald Goines novel?
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