All right. Y’all have had your fun. Now please, leave me be until the sentencing date. I’m dog tired.
So to speak.
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August 29, 2007
“The Michael Vick Monday Morning Quarterback Post, 3″ (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
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Comment by N. O'Brain on 8/29 @ 12:05 pm #
“I’m dog tired.
So to speak.”
So, a nice drink of Jack Spaniels, and I’m off to bed.
Comment by RiverC on 8/29 @ 12:05 pm #
Oh, oh. Ouch.
Lord have Mercy, dude.
Comment by JD on 8/29 @ 12:13 pm #
Dan Collins would not even write that one ;-)
Comment by cranky-d on 8/29 @ 12:13 pm #
Vick really screwed the pooch this time.
Comment by The Sanity Inspector on 8/29 @ 12:20 pm #
“…and you get up with fleas.”
Comment by Dan Collins on 8/29 @ 12:21 pm #
The secret space in my ring I fill with an Underdog secret energy pill.
Comment by Dan Collins on 8/29 @ 12:22 pm #
Oops. SUPER energy pill.
Comment by RiverC on 8/29 @ 12:27 pm #
I guess Vick’s cry is, “Never fear, I’m locked up in here!” and, “Down, down and interred!”
Comment by cranky-d on 8/29 @ 12:40 pm #
I wonder what Sweet Polly Purebread had to say about that energy pill…
Comment by Ouroboros on 8/29 @ 12:46 pm #
Yeah, life’s a bitch, aint it? (so to speak…)
Comment by Jeff G. on 8/29 @ 12:53 pm #
Sometimes, you just can’t go over the top enough.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 8/29 @ 12:53 pm #
“#Comment by Dan Collins on 8/29 @ 12:22 pm #
Oops. SUPER energy pill.”
The big blue one?
Comment by PCachu on 8/29 @ 12:59 pm #
Except on the days when he chose the red one…
Comment by dicentra on 8/29 @ 1:50 pm #
Or, as David Letterman once said, “If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing.”
Comment by David R. Block on 8/29 @ 1:51 pm #
The red ones behind the sofa cushions, that is.
Comment by Karl on 8/29 @ 1:51 pm #
See, if I was that funny, I could write shorter posts.
Comment by BJTexs on 8/29 @ 1:53 pm #
So I guess Vick doesn’t have to worry about being anybody’s bitch until about January.
Hellooooooooo Bubba!
Comment by Ric Locke on 8/29 @ 2:50 pm #
Ah, well, August has always been the Dog Days. It’s almost over for this year.
Regards,
Ric
Comment by SteveG on 8/29 @ 2:56 pm #
Next time you hear someone complain about the possible sentence Vick faces and how unfair it is, trot out this one.
Comment by mojo on 8/29 @ 3:00 pm #
Doggone it, Steve, I’m not registering for the LA Slimes swill trough.
Comment by A fine scotch on 8/29 @ 3:00 pm #
Ugh, Jeff. This post is, ahem, ruff.
Yeah, that’s right; I went there.
Comment by SteveG on 8/29 @ 3:37 pm #
Guy got six months jail sentence for reconstructing a fence without a permit. The fence barely encroaches onto a bridle path easement (horses can pass the 30 or so yards it runs, maintenance vehicles cannot.
Nicole Ritchey who is black by the way got 82 minutes
Comment by Jeff G. on 8/29 @ 4:04 pm #
I considered spelling it “Dawg tired”, JW, but I didn’t want Michael to come across as being too “street.”
Comment by Swen Swenson (lib. - Wyo.) on 8/29 @ 9:11 pm #
Nope. Don’t think it’s possible to outdo the imagery of St. Francis beating him with a spiked collar.
Comment by thor on 8/29 @ 9:34 pm #
Michael Vick is a postmodern, pre-civilization refraction. If man is, and has always been, in conflict with nature, and if one’s hierarchy of needs can be infinitely extended, then-then.
In a game of flag football in the prison yard, who gets picked first, you or Michael Vick? Un-repressing your jealousy will not help you in the open field as your ankles predictably tangle in the straps of your jock upon attempting to snag his flag. And if you haven’t heard 4.3 foot-speed is a non-coachable gift from God, you will soon learn. $130 million over six years, that’s what that’s worth. I-myself would place the heads of six fattened bulldogs on pikes for a fraction of that amount, and, dare I predict, so would every right thinking man.
Having only today retrieved my most formal #7 jersey from the dry cleaners I can honestly admit my affections for my favorite 4.3 blur wearing red and black remains undeterred; dogged is such a love.
Comment by JD on 8/29 @ 9:38 pm #
thor – Ron Mexico lives on in infamy !!!
Comment by Attila Girl on 8/30 @ 1:38 am #
A man who has lost his humanity–by defiinition–is not a man at all.
Comment by Belvedere Jones on 8/30 @ 3:04 am #
I don’t have a dog in this fight.
Comment by Belvedere Jones on 8/30 @ 3:10 am #
Bill Scheft — “I’d like to meet the guy who taught Vick’s cronies to roll over”.
Comment by thor on 8/30 @ 7:55 am #
Your Mommy has a pit bull? Some women will do anything to score a date with Michael Vick. I’m suggesting your Mom is one of those women, mind you.
Comment by Sticky B on 8/30 @ 8:54 am #
That I’m not sharing a bunk with Mr. Vick makes me feel lucky. Very, very lucky. Luckier than a dog with two dicks.
Comment by B Moe on 8/30 @ 9:02 am #
“And if you haven’t heard 4.3 foot-speed is a non-coachable gift from God…”
Vick was obviously uncoachable, I will agree with that, not sure about the gift from God bit.
Comment by MarkD on 8/30 @ 9:22 am #
In prison, it won’t matter if he has 2.3 speed. He won’t go far.
Comment by thor on 8/30 @ 10:33 am #
There’s speed and there’s distance. You’ve confused the two.
Comment by masstrans on 8/31 @ 12:04 pm #
Ron Mexico will be the bitch soon, doggy style.
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