August 13, 2007
Confederacy of Dunces

A brief reply from an unreconstructed white supremacist to his (self-proclaimed) intellectual superior, over at the protein wisdom pub.

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  1. Comment by jeremy on 8/13 @ 7:52 pm #

    Gah..you dare sully the name of my favorite work of fiction by associating it with that douchebag?

    Good day, sir. I said…GOOD DAY!

  2. Comment by Dan Collins on 8/13 @ 8:23 pm #

    Let’s leave Sully out of it.

  3. Comment by JD on 8/13 @ 8:36 pm #

    That Caric has the intellectual chops of my gap wedge, and actually, my gap wedge is far more versatile and unpredictable.

  4. Comment by psychologizer on 8/13 @ 9:06 pm #

    Garbage thread!

    FYI: The link to Hog On Ice in the blurb that sometimes appears in the upper left leads to some car insurance spamblog or something. I’m not sure. I don’t read anything without at least one cartoon pig on it.

    (The cartoon pigs at PW are, of course, the ones from Animal Farm, which, not being a gifted academic, I only ever read because I mistook it for my Porky Pig Counting Book. I still don’t know what comes between two and four.)

  5. Comment by Ouroboros on 8/13 @ 9:50 pm #

    I still don’t know what comes between two and four.

    Number One: You do, Number Three.

    tw: reception grows.. as does deception.

  6. Comment by Number Six on 8/14 @ 1:21 am #

    Don’t listen to him , Number Three… Number One, why’da always have to come around with weird shite like ” Oooh, who’s Number One.. You are Number Six”, blah blah, blah? No one wants to hear that.. You just give everyone a big bleedin headache.. So bugger off! And take that stupid Penny-farthing bicycle with you too!

    Commentators, sorry for the interruption. Please continue..

    tw: phase lives … Phase? Hardly. we all live in a little Village… Your village may be different from other people’s villages but we are all prisoners.

  7. Comment by Stout Republican on 8/14 @ 9:48 am #

    It’s a shame. Since I’ve never taught a class or written a book, I suppose it now falls on me to inform my employer that my skills as an analyst have been misrepresented. My little cubicle life is a fraud, and I am in fact…retarded. I suppose it goes back to the old saying “Those who teach…know more than those who don’t.” Or something like that…

  8. Comment by kyle on 8/14 @ 9:55 am #

    I thought “Confederacy” was brilliant through about the first 1/2 of the book, but really dragged at the end.

  9. Comment by McGehee on 8/14 @ 10:07 am #

    I was expecting it to be about how the South lost the Civil War because they just weren’t very bright. So, I found the ending to be quite a surprise.

  10. Comment by JHoward on 8/14 @ 11:34 am #

    http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=46440

  11. Comment by Patrick on 8/14 @ 12:01 pm #

    JD: gap wedge analogy. Almost filtered Diet Pepsi out my nose…

  12. Comment by JD on 8/14 @ 12:10 pm #

    Patrick – Thanks. Stream of consciousness works wonders for me.

    Caric – If you are still reading this, yes, I compared you, unfavorably, to a forged piece of metal whose sole purpose is to strike a tiny little dimpled ball, with quite a bit of spin imparted.

  13. Comment by BJTexs on 8/14 @ 2:14 pm #

    JD:

    The analogy works particularly well with the spin imparted. Bravo!

    BTW: The Eastern Pa Association of Midget clowns is holding a golf tournament in September. I can get you into foursome.

    Bring your gap wedge!

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