August 10, 2007
Shameless agitprop

Yeah. Like we’re not supposed to know that the (pro-Bush faction of the) CIA orchestrated and staged this entire event.

And please, let’s stop pretending those photos were taken in Iraq. I mean, look at the backdrops. Those are American flags!

Besides, everyone knows that there isn’t a single Iraqi without a Tom Selleck mustache.

Looks like our Ministry of Information fucked up another Op by hiring a few Portuguese stand-ins by mistake.

Typical.

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  1. Comment by Jeff G. on 8/10 @ 10:19 am #

    If I had to guess? This was shot on a soundstage on the moon.

    GOOGLE IT, PEOPLE!

    TW: Blackstone rare.

    Actually, I prefer mine as a tartar.

  2. Comment by B Moe on 8/10 @ 11:05 am #

    So this is what it has come to? Celebrating soccer victories in Asia?

    Call me when the Iraqi’s have a truck on Monster Jam, then I might think we are winning some hearts and minds.

    http://www.monsterjamonline.com/home

  3. Comment by apotheosis on 8/10 @ 12:07 pm #

    Prescient.

    I fervently hope that someday, perhaps decades from now, Iraq will have a really top-notch soccer team. I hope that one day, they will get to the final round of the World Cup, and when they do, I hope it is Team USA they play for the championship.

    I hope that the Americans play a tough, aggressive, masterful game, that they use all of the speed and skill and power at their command. And then I want to sit there watching TV as an old man, and watch the faces on the Iraqi people when the game is over, because I want to see that the most relieved and joyous they can conceive of being, is the day that tiny Iraq got out on that soccer field and kicked our ass.

  4. Comment by Jeffersonian on 8/10 @ 10:07 pm #

    Update: The Guardian’s Neil Clark has called for the summary execution of the perfidious Iraqi soccer team, calling them “back-stabbing Petains who lick the filthy boots of criminal Bush in their victory. This would never have happened under Uday and Qusay.”

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