August 1, 2007
Another question for my Levi’s

me: “Here’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you. Is there ever a time when being too big for your britches is considered a good thing?”

Levi’s: “For the last time, you’re not cut out for porn. Trust me. I know these things.”

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  1. Comment by Robin Roberts on 8/1 @ 8:04 pm #

    So we found a way in which you lean to the left?

  2. Comment by Jeff G. on 8/1 @ 8:20 pm #

    o we found a way in which you lean to the left?

    Only when I’m pretending to be a kickstand.

  3. Comment by Ouroboros on 8/1 @ 8:28 pm #

    Were those your Levi’s Three Legged Jeans that told you that?

    tw: That Pretence … hahaahahaha!

  4. Comment by JD on 8/1 @ 9:00 pm #

    My better half refers to me being her tripod. I supposed that makes her a sexist.

  5. Comment by happyfeet on 8/1 @ 9:20 pm #

    I think this got caught by the filter but I will try again cause you should know that you need to buy a little bigger and then they will shrink to fit your proportions and stuff. I know this because I remember…

    Shrink to fit and a button-fly too
    L)evi’s 501 blues
    Shrink your own personal pair
    A little loose here and a little tight there
    They’re so blue
    You’ve got the blue woo woos
    So Blue
    L)evi’s button-fly shrink to fit 501 blue woo woo woo woo woo woos

  6. Comment by JD on 8/1 @ 9:26 pm #

    EAR WORM !

  7. Comment by Phil K. on 8/1 @ 9:26 pm #

    For the last time, you’re not cut out for porn.

    FORESKINIST!!!

  8. Comment by JD on 8/1 @ 9:33 pm #

    Maybe if we try really hard, we can get that English
    anti-circumcision-ist to drop back by here.

    BECAUSE OF THE FORESKIN !

    TW : sensuous tissue, I kid you not.

  9. Comment by Door Mirror on 8/1 @ 9:55 pm #

    Told ya so.

  10. Comment by marcus on 8/1 @ 10:13 pm #

    Since we’re on the subject of manjunk, how’s about something from Feministing poster Beppie K:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/bepster/411235017/

    Further proof that radical feminists see vaginas in everything.

  11. Comment by JD on 8/1 @ 10:19 pm #

    marcus – You meant radical feminists and heterosexual males, right ;-)

  12. Comment by marcus on 8/1 @ 10:35 pm #

    Heh.

  13. Comment by wishbone on 8/1 @ 10:50 pm #

    Well, they don’t call them “Blue” jeans for nothing, you know.

    And yeah, before the groans begin, I hate myself for that one.

  14. Comment by Parker on 8/2 @ 12:38 pm #

    Please don’t hate yourself.

    We’re happy to do it!

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