July 30, 2007
a haiku that, for no reason whatever, imagines FDR as flying 1960s space giant, Ultraman

“The only thing we
have to fear is fear itself.
And huge Jap lizards.”

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  1. Comment by Jeff G. on 7/30 @ 9:06 pm #

    See? It’s posts like this that explains why Ace gets 15K hits a day, and I struggle to bring home five.

    Although when I went over there recently it was nice to see a lot of my old commenters.

    Ah, memories.

  2. Comment by Serr8d on 7/30 @ 9:31 pm #

    But the credit hours are so much more transferrable, from here…

  3. Comment by Sticky B on 7/30 @ 9:37 pm #

    So where does that leave Cactus Jack Garner?

  4. Comment by peter jackson on 7/30 @ 9:44 pm #

    rock…tree. I am not
    a gun. Except when I AM,
    fucking Jap bastards!

    yours/
    peter.

  5. Comment by peter jackson on 7/30 @ 9:52 pm #

    Although when I went over there recently it was nice to see a lot of my old commenters.

    “Commenters”? What are these “commenters” of which you speak?

    TW: arrear PROBLEMS OUCH.

    yours/
    peter.

  6. Comment by happyfeet on 7/30 @ 9:52 pm #

    It is like restaurants, your # 1 product is consistency. # 2 is, um, food I guess, and also drinks. Maybe t-shirts and stuff too but that’s mostly just for promotional purposes. Clean restrooms are also important. I also like when I don’t have to ask for water.

  7. Comment by SarahW on 7/30 @ 9:54 pm #

    So ultraman and Godzilla walk into a bar.
    The bartender ducks under the bar, cowering in terror
    But Ultraman says, don’t worry, he’s my newt.

  8. Comment by Jeff G. on 7/30 @ 9:59 pm #

    Heh.

    Ultraman and Godzilla walk into a bar.
    Bartender points to Godszilla, says, “sorry, we don’t serve his kind here.”
    To which Ultraman replies, “What — Jews?”

  9. Comment by Great Mencken's Ghost on 7/30 @ 10:23 pm #

    “The only thing we
    have to fear is fear itself.
    And huge Jap lizards.”

    Not to mention giant, fire-farting flying turtles.

  10. Comment by Sharkman on 7/30 @ 10:33 pm #

    Damn. I loved that show. Pic at the URI.

  11. Comment by peter jackson on 7/30 @ 10:50 pm #

    I also like when I don’t have to ask for water.

    What I like is when the waiter sees you pick up chopsticks at the buffet and immediately brings you extra napkins.

    yours/
    peter.

  12. Comment by peter jackson on 7/30 @ 10:51 pm #

    …and what I hate is an hour later when they start to hide the food.

    yours/
    peter.

  13. Comment by Great Mencken's Ghost on 7/30 @ 11:36 pm #

    I have restraining orders on me at four Sizzlers in L.A. alone…

  14. Comment by John Paneta on 7/31 @ 1:27 am #

    “You been here four hours…you go now…”

  15. Comment by OHNOES on 7/31 @ 1:30 am #

    Don’t forget that Patterico catches PW troll runoff.

  16. Comment by wishbone on 7/31 @ 4:17 am #

    “PW troll runoff”

    Perfect opposition companion shirt to the previously proposed “Official Member of the PW Malignant Strong Force” logo.

  17. Comment by serr8d on 7/31 @ 5:09 am #

    So where does that leave Cactus Jack Garner?

    宇宙警備隊銀河系局, where else? Since the Martians never managed to take out Roosevelt…

    outlasted social hmmmmph. no doubt…

  18. Comment by N. O'Brain on 7/31 @ 5:53 am #

    “#Comment by OHNOES on 7/31 @ 1:30 am #

    Don’t forget that Patterico catches PW troll runoff.”

    Yeah, alphie was over there last night.

    A great opportunity to insult him yet again.

    TW: begins claw-like, ends manicured and buffed.

  19. Comment by Major John on 7/31 @ 7:01 am #

    Ultraman!!! Ultraman, the Space Giants on Channel 44 and A&W rootbeer. I feel like I am home after 5th grade…ahhh! Thanks for that.

  20. Comment by Shawn on 7/31 @ 7:42 am #

    There’s something to be said for the genre of Japanese monster movie soundtracks. I know nothing brightens up my morning like a triumphant brass section.

  21. Comment by lordsomber on 7/31 @ 7:51 am #

    He baka gaijin
    Roosevelt’s greatest weapon
    throw Specium Beam

  22. Comment by peter jackson on 7/31 @ 12:07 pm #

    Yeah, alphie hangs out at neoneocon a lot and Phonecian in a time of Romans can be caught at Chicago Boyz from time to time. Haven’t seen Actus.

    yours/
    peter.

  23. Comment by Jeffersonian on 7/31 @ 12:57 pm #

    Alphie’s been trolling Jules Crittenden, too.

    Wasn’t there a hot chick on the Science Patrol?

  24. Comment by Robin Roberts on 7/31 @ 4:11 pm #

    “Although when I went over there recently it was nice to see a lot of my old commenters.”

    Hey, I haven’t forsaken you, and this is the thanks I get?

    tw: this kisses – hey, now that is more like it.

  25. Comment by Rob Crawford on 7/31 @ 6:59 pm #

    A favorite line from MST3k, said during one of the Japanese “giant man in a suit” movies: “Oh no! They blew up the Hitler building!”

  26. Comment by JD on 7/31 @ 7:09 pm #

    Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Sheer unadulterated brilliance.

  27. Comment by JWebb on 7/31 @ 10:32 pm #

    Funniest movie ever is “Mothra” dubbed in Spanish. Next to “What’s Up Tiger Lilly?” of course.

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    ultraman is great
    no match is he for Godzilla
    Mothra,the twins weep

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