young man in t-shirt: “Because the dude’s gotten rather fat and all.”
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July 19, 2007
Overheard in an Aspen deli, shortly after Al Gore’s Greentech Innovation Network summit speech, 2: coda
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Comment by mojo on 7/19 @ 11:00 am #
FATFATFATFATFAT!
– Leo Bloom, “The Producers”
SB: Bundes glories
I, Miles Gloriosus,
I, slaughterer of thousands,
I, oppressor of the meek,
Subduer of the weak,
Degrader of the Greek,
Destroyer of the Turk,
Must hurry back to work.
Comment by kelly on 7/19 @ 11:11 am #
I guess it takes quite a bit of bulk to be a messiah.
Comment by Major John on 7/19 @ 11:19 am #
Maybe he took “the weight of the world” part of “he bears the weight of the world for us” literally?
Comment by Jim in KC on 7/19 @ 1:28 pm #
I like the new, kindler, gentler Jeff who has taken to explaining the jokes for those amongst us who are, shall we say, sometimes a bit slow, such as heet, et. al.
Comment by hit and run on 7/19 @ 2:35 pm #
The last time I was in Aspen?
Winter 1999.
Me and a couple buddies on a ski trip.
Back at the hotel…
With tequila.
Pulled out the matches.
And started lighting farts.
I can only imagine the degree to which we unwittingly advanced anthropomorphic global warming.
I apologize.
Comment by Mr. Boo on 7/19 @ 2:38 pm #
hit and run, I shall absolve you for your crimes… if you would show penitence by purchasing a modest sum of carbon credits from my… personal supplier.
Comment by BJTexs on 7/19 @ 2:47 pm #
Geez, Mr. Boo, now we’re going from Carbon Offsets as Indulgences to Offsets as corner drug sales?
Must.Duct.Tape.Head
Comment by commander0 on 7/19 @ 2:59 pm #
I think that should be “Milles” Gloriosus. Otherwise he’s just another East coast trust fund homo. “I am my ideal” I love that song.
Comment by hit and run on 7/19 @ 3:00 pm #
Um, I don’t feel thaaaaat bad about them.
TW: passing making
making a big ball o’ fire
Comment by JD on 7/19 @ 5:14 pm #
What exactly does it take to sell a carbon offset? What do they look like? Are they regulated? How much do they cost?
If there are no regulations or set pricing, would anybody care to join me in a new business venture? That is like that old joke about selling somebody the Brooklyn Bridge, except with “carbon offsets” it would be legal, and good for the environment, while making JD richer than Michael Vick on the way home from the dog fights. A TRIFECTA !!!
Comment by JD on 7/19 @ 6:32 pm #
Is there somewhere that I can purchase the carbon offsets wholesale, or in bulk? Methinks this is a great way to relieve the earth-firsters of some of their money, thus limiting some of the damage they might otherwise cause. Think of it as a bi-partisan public service. The cause-heads get to feel good by buying a carbon offset, and I get to make money while proving that capitalism is a grand thing, and that a fool and its money are soon parted.
Comment by The Fabulous Timbo on 7/19 @ 6:52 pm #
Swarthy and sweaty is the new green fashion, dontcha know. Those poor shirt collars of his, doing such heavy work.
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