Now, were I Ace, I’d probably say something like, “Gee, I sure hope it wasn’t the kind of ‘growth’ that comes with an inaugural fisting.”*
But I’m not, so I won’t.
Thankfully, some of us have standards.
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glass half full update: To make room for Paris, Larry King bumped Michael Moore. Meaning that propaganda was bumped for shallow plasticity — a step forward, if you ask me.
Moore’s next project? A documentary detailing how it would be in the best interests of “the people” if the networks were run by a Democrat-led Congress.

















Comment by Jeff G. on 6/28 @ 11:14 am #
By the way, you won’t see this kind of post on Red State. There, all you get is Fred Thompson.
And Townhall? Forget about it.
Which is why they KEEP ME MARGINALIZED!
Comment by JD on 6/28 @ 11:16 am #
Moore got bumped ? How long until he starts using that as evidence of people working to silence his speaking trutiness to power?
I still think Paris is hot.
Comment by Jeffersonian on 6/28 @ 11:19 am #
A little skinny, but babes behind bars are hawt by definition. I’d hit it.
Comment by Nanonymous on 6/28 @ 11:49 am #
Hey, Drudge made tab coverage and politics a winning combination and you’re way funnier.
On the other hand, this president isn’t giving you as much to work with, tabloid-wise.
Maybe if we could convince Dubya to get a hummer he’d get some political capital back when the House impeaches him.
Comment by Nanonymous on 6/28 @ 11:51 am #
On the other hand, Drudge’s current headline is “The Bill Goes Down.”
So maybe he’s trying his damndest to take the advice I just gave you.
Comment by Shawn on 6/28 @ 12:00 pm #
How do you bump Michael Moore? With a backhoe, that’s how.
Comment by Rob Crawford on 6/28 @ 1:05 pm #
You really think it would be the inaugural?
Comment by ThomasD on 6/28 @ 1:16 pm #
So just where on the body is a person’s inaugural? Because I’m pretty sure that’s the one part of Paris’ anatomy that no one has yet seen.
Comment by Robin Roberts on 6/28 @ 6:27 pm #
Paris hot? Actually she reminds me of the real city Paris … full of skinny whores and brazen beggars.
Comment by Great Mencken's Ghost on 6/28 @ 7:29 pm #
In other jail news, former Democratic Governor Don Siegelman was convicted and sentenced on bribery charges today. Oddly, AP writer Bob Johnson failed to mention Sielgelman’s party affiliation…
Comment by mojo on 6/29 @ 8:56 am #
LALALALALALAlalalalalalalalala…
I can’t hear you!
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