June 25, 2007
a half-hearted attempt to reaffirm my conservative bona fides, 14

Sure, I’m all for a woman’s “right to choose” … what to cook me for dinner!

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update: FREE TED HAGGARD!

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  1. Comment by happyfeet on 6/25 @ 8:56 am #

    and Carlos!

  2. Comment by Dan Collins on 6/25 @ 8:57 am #

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-iaN6f2Mm0

  3. Comment by Danny B on 6/25 @ 8:57 am #

    Snort, spit, hitch–now that’s a bona fide.

  4. Comment by mojo on 6/25 @ 9:02 am #

    Does that include "nothing,. you sexist pig!", perchance?

  5. Comment by Lost My Cookies on 6/25 @ 9:15 am #

    You wouldn’t be talking to her like that if you were uncut ,you know.  You’d be begging for it, constantly.
     
    SEE WHAT THE GODBOTHERERS HAVE DONE TO YOU!

  6. Comment by Blitz on 6/25 @ 9:16 am #

    Careful Jeff. It’s awfully hard to reattach those Conservative bonafides…

  7. Comment by Jim in KC on 6/25 @ 9:16 am #

    And how much starch to put in my shirts. (Right.  Like anyone in my house except me knows how to iron a shirt properly.)

  8. Comment by cranky-d on 6/25 @ 9:28 am #

    What’s the first thing a woman should do when she gets home from the shelter? The dishes, if she knows what’s good for her. Disclaimer: This was a joke.   I do not in any way advocate violence against women. 

  9. Comment by cranky-d on 6/25 @ 9:29 am #

    Well, the formatting is all screwed up on that one as well.  Dammit.

  10. Comment by MMShillelagh on 6/25 @ 11:35 am #

    More jokes!
     
    What do you call a woman with one black eye?
    A fast learner!
     
    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
    Nothing; you already told her twice.
     
    Why don’t women need driver’s licenses?
    Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

  11. Comment by lee on 6/25 @ 11:47 am #

    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It should be open when she brings it.

    How do you fix a womans watch?
    You don’t. There’s a clock on the oven.

    If your dog is barking at the front door, and your wife is yelling at the front, which do you let in first?
    Your dog of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.

  12. Comment by nk on 6/25 @ 10:41 pm #

    A real conservative is not dependent on anyone.  He can feed himself and the whole rest of the world too.

  13. Comment by Pellegri on 6/26 @ 12:00 am #

    SIGH.

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