Peter Fonda lays odds on Senator Hillary Clinton’s chances of becomiing the first female President of the United States
Fonda: “Well, to be honest with you, man, while I totally dig the, like, enormous leeway of her message, her voice always makes my balls kinda climb up inside my abdomen. And you gotta admit, four years is an awful long time to have to walk around with your balls inside your abdomen, just so you can prove to people that you’re hip to the idea of a lady president.
Which I am, by the way. Don’t get me wrong. I mean, were, say, Toni Basil running, I’d be out canvassing Santa Monica for her myself. But Hillary? A fine lady, I’m sure—but I just can’t get past the whole ball climbing thing. And if the seventies taught me anything, it’s that sometimes you just gotta let it be about you, you know?