Fonda: “Well, to be honest with you, man, while I totally dig the, like, enormous leeway of her message, her voice always makes my balls kinda climb up inside my abdomen. And you gotta admit, four years is an awful long time to have to walk around with your balls inside your abdomen, just so you can prove to people that you’re hip to the idea of a lady president.
Which I am, by the way. Don’t get me wrong. I mean, were, say, Toni Basil running, I’d be out canvassing Santa Monica for her myself. But Hillary? A fine lady, I’m sure—but I just can’t get past the whole ball climbing thing. And if the seventies taught me anything, it’s that sometimes you just gotta let it be about you, you know?
Comment by Bill D. Cat on 2/20 @ 9:40 pm #
….fuck , I think I just got two in a row …..
Comment by Jeff Goldstein on 2/20 @ 9:44 pm #
See? The magic has ended.
Comment by Bill D. Cat on 2/20 @ 9:47 pm #
It’s not ended , it’s just changing …
Comment by The_Real_JeffS on 2/20 @ 9:48 pm #
I dunno, Peter, it seems more likely that Hillary! would grab your balls as an addition to her rather large and decorative collection.
Comment by Hillary on 2/20 @ 9:54 pm #
My road map out of Iraq was inspired by the vericose veins on my inner thighs, which look remarkably like the spider veins on Teddy Kennedy’s jowels. Which both look like the back roads which wind through the sleepy burgs of some Appalachian region of one of those Appalachian type states.
Comment by JR on 2/20 @ 9:56 pm #
Jeff: This is not a reflection on your mad bloggin’ skillz, but . . . try as I may, I can’t get thru this without reading it in the Hopper voice. I start out in the Fonda, but somewhere between the 3rd and 6th line, find myself slipping into the Hopper.
Maybe I need one of them crazy Kaopectate pills or whatever it is you’re taking?
Comment by Gary on 2/20 @ 9:57 pm #
When your view of Iraq is taken from the MSM perspective—sHillary’s opinions aren’t current or accurate.
Crap in is still crap out—right, Peter?
Comment by Teddy on 2/20 @ 9:58 pm #
Ahht least my ere uh, spidah veins don’t ere uh lead to ere uh big blahck smelly ere uh hole ere uh Hillary.
ere uh wait a minute.
Comment by Phil Smith on 2/20 @ 10:00 pm #
Toni Basil.
You evil bastard.
Comment by mojo on 2/20 @ 10:04 pm #
JR: Sorry to hear about the “Hopper” thing, I know how that goes.
Have you tried picturing Fonda flossing while delivering the speech? I find that helps sometimes.
If THAT fails, well – ‘shrooms, dude.
Comment by Tai Chi Wawa on 2/20 @ 10:07 pm #
I find that Sonoran Desert Toad venom works best when Jeff is channeling Fonda.
Comment by St. Humid the Incontinent on 2/20 @ 10:54 pm #
Here, have some more.
At the Copa, Copacabana!
Hehe…
Comment by burrhog on 2/20 @ 10:59 pm #
No more talk about spiders from people that didn’t have a spider stalking them last night!
I relive it.
Comment by wishbone on 2/21 @ 12:33 am #
Here you go, burrhog. Feel better?
And isn’t Peter Fonda playing Satan in “Ghost Rider”? That is one layered pop culture allegory.
Comment by Robert Crawford on 2/21 @ 1:13 am #
Movie: “Greaser’s Palace”
Scene: Toni Basil riding a horse. Topless.
Comment by Carin on 2/21 @ 1:33 am #
….fuck , I think I just got two in a row …..
Now, Bill D Cat, you are one of us. The only mystery that remains is the Ken/Ben thing ….
But, really the red pills could explain all that.
Comment by lonetown on 2/21 @ 1:33 am #
I think Peter Fonda would have a better chance of becoming the first woman president.
Comment by Bill D. Cat on 2/21 @ 1:58 am #
lonetown ,
black president……..you know , after Bubba …
Comment by Meg Q on 2/21 @ 3:57 am #
her voice always makes my balls kinda climb up inside my abdomen. And you gotta admit, four years is an awful long time to have to walk around with your balls inside your abdomen
See, whatever would be the female equivalent of this (that knot of fear in the stomach that you get when you overhear that pervy guy in the office making his way down the corridor? something like that), was how I felt for the eight years of the Bill Clinton administration. Eight years! Don’t do it to yourselves!
Comment by Jeff Goldstein on 2/21 @ 6:09 am #
I feel your pain…
Comment by maggie katzen on 2/21 @ 6:29 am #
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
actually, i kinda miss Bill cause we had to most hilarious answering machine message thanks to him.
Comment by TBinSTL on 2/21 @ 9:38 am #
That man may have the smartest balls of them all.
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