From the cutting room floor, ABC News, continued:
20/20’s Barbara Walters: “Your husband has been accused of being a ‘flip-flopper,’ Teresa — of changing positions to suit his needs. How would you respond to that?”
Teresa Heinz Kerry: “Who, my John? Christ, he hasn’t changed positions once since our wedding night. Strictly missionary. And let me tell you, taxes aren’t the only thing he’s trying to raise these days–”
Barbara Walters: “–to suit his political needs, I should’ve said–”
Teresa Heinz Kerry: “Oh. Well. Then, yes, he does. I should have thought that was obvious.”
Comment by mark on 3/31 @ 10:19 pm #
This post was even funnier than tha Interview about Beating Bush. Keep it coming…
Comment by Linda F. on 3/31 @ 10:27 pm #
More juvenile humor I see. How would you like it if I sent you a picture of Laura Bush being spanked by a monkey?
Pathetic.
Comment by Jeff G on 3/31 @ 10:41 pm #
How would you like it if I sent you a picture of Laura Bush being spanked by a monkey?
Sure. Just Photoshop Laura’s face in over yours and send it along.
Comment by Jen on 4/1 @ 12:09 am #
Linda’s still wound tighter than a tick in a hog’s tail, I see.
Thanks for the belly laugh, Jeff.
Comment by BH on 4/1 @ 12:24 am #
Whenever I see one of these I feel oddly compelled to hit the comments until I see that Linda has registered her disapproval.
You’ve found yourself a talented straight man for this bit.
Comment by andy on 4/1 @ 12:54 am #
Sure. Just Photoshop Laura’s face in over yours and send it along.
Wait, I thought Linda was the monkey. I’m so confused.
I’m like a 15 year old boy with my insults. Sigh.
Comment by mfc on 4/1 @ 1:09 am #
I’d pay big money to see Theresa and Laura Bush go head to head in any sort of competitive activity.
Debate, basketball, anything.
Just like I’d pay to see a real head to head debate between Kerry and Bush. I predict that it won’t happen without Bush wanting the questions in advance.
Comment by Jeff G on 4/1 @ 1:35 am #
You’re right: Kerry wouldn’t need the questions in advance because he’s already taken every conceivable position. So, y’know, he’s covered.
As for Laura Bush v. Teresa. Uh, if you say so. One thing’s for sure: Teresa would win the living-off-condiment-money contest.
Comment by dever on 4/1 @ 9:40 am #
Jeff, you’re like a 15 year old boy, doesn’t that bother you? Oh wait, that’s been covered again…
Comment by Dodd on 4/1 @ 8:59 pm #
Did you Teh-ray-zah’s remark about being “Nurse Fluffy Wuffy” now that he’s out of the hospital? Funny stuff. Defies parody.
Comment by Bubbles' Special Friend! on 4/1 @ 10:26 pm #
Like a 15 year old boy? You’ve got that right! Jeff is outwardly very fierce, almost menacing. But he still has a sweet core that you can find if you apply the right amount of patience … and other things.
And good-looking! Sometimes I think there is nothing more beautiful than a man-boy whose maturity is just starting to overtake his –
You meant to say that Jeff is immature?
Oh. Sorry about that.
Well, got to go—me and Sheila Jackson-Lee still have a lot to talk about!