Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on Time blogger Joe Klein’s recent post suggesting that, because conservatives wear short skirts, he can understand how many progressives would be justified in raping the dirty skanks
Garrett: “Say, you think this Klein dude would be willing to front me some of whatever the hell it is he’s snorting? Because seriously, I could probably cut it with cornstarch and turn a 400% profit for him—and that’s just by selling it to Cameron Diaz and Gwenyth Paltrow alone. Provided I can get past the gates, of course.
“Truth is, I hear Gwen’s still pretty mad at me for getting loaded on Pabst and gorilla biscuits and taking a massive dump in her Koi pond.”*