Top Five Reasons to Take Percocet (CraigC)
5: It gets you really high.
4: That little mishap with the electric carving knife? Only a flesh wound.
3: You wake up at 2:30 a.m. to see a zebra at the foot of your bed staring at you…and you feel just fine about it and go back to sleep.
2: You wake up at 4:30 a.m. and go to the kitchen for a drink of water, stand in the living room staring at the Christmas tree for 10 minutes waiting for it to get out of your way, finally go around it, drink your water, and go back to sleep.
And the Number One Reason To Take Percocet: Did I mention that it gets you really high?