Via Allah, guest posting for Ms Malkin: “Unconfirmed: ABC Suspends John Green for one month.”
Green, you’ll recall, had one of his emails bashing the President published by Matt Drudge, causing him some rather temporary grief; now, The New York Observer, who—along with TV Newser—is reporting on the suspension, also notes points out a New York Post “Page Six article” that
[...] quoted from another Green e-mail, this one about former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright. In that note, for which no date was given, Green argued that Albright should not be booked on GMA because she has “Jew shame” [...].
I never knew this about Albright, by the way, but if the former Clinton cabinet member doesn’t mind taking advice from a “conservative,” there’s a rather simple cure for her affliction: next time you see a quarter on the floor in the mall, just keep walking!
Voila! You’ll be rubbing knees with Charlie Gibson in no time!
Comment by howe on 3/31 @ 9:55 pm #
I’m still trying to figure out what “jew shame” is.
Comment by Defense Guy on 3/31 @ 10:07 pm #
Actually, as a christian, I can tell you that most of shame comes from the consumption of jellied fish balls. So really, I’m in a no win situation.
As to not picking up quarters in the mall. Yeah right, my bills aren’t exactly gonna pay themelves there buddy.
Comment by Pablo on 3/31 @ 10:59 pm #
Forget the shame, I want to know about the Christian jellied fish balls.
Are you sure those are Christians you’ve been hanging out with, Jeff?
tw; Until I figure out what’s up with the fish balls, God only knows what to make of this.
Comment by Sean M. on 3/31 @ 11:01 pm #
Is Jew Shame contagious?
Comment by Celtic Dragon on 3/31 @ 11:06 pm #
Isn’t everything about the dirty JEW contagious? (/sarcasm off)
Comment by rls on 3/31 @ 11:17 pm #
Quarter on the floor: C’mon baby..come & get me.
Me: Damn, I wish I could quit you.
Comment by Patricia on 3/31 @ 11:18 pm #
I must not be up on my liberal epithets. What exactly is Jew shame, is it something like a self-loathing Jew?
Comment by MarkD on 3/31 @ 11:19 pm #
I thought the subject was going to be takoyaki – fried balls of Japanese octopus. What gives with the Jewish jellyfish balls? Are they any good, and does anyone know where I can get the takoyaki sauce?
Mark
Comment by Inquiring mind on 3/31 @ 11:31 pm #
Is it true that jewish jellied fish balls differ from christian jellied fish balls in that they’re
circumcised and therefore kosher?
Comment by ThomasD on 4/1 @ 1:15 am #
Me likes takoyaki. Kyoto style okonomiyaki is my favorite.
Jellied whitefish balls, not so much.
Comment by Charlie (Colorado) on 4/1 @ 1:42 am #
And what did the poor fish do to you?
Comment by The Dread Pundit Bluto on 4/1 @ 2:32 am #
Now the question is begged: did Green get suspended for being blatantly politically biased while working for a news organization, or for being blatantly anti-Semitic? Did it actually take BOTH to get his bosses to notice?
And the jellied fish balls, I’m not familiar with them but I hope they get their name because they’re like fish sticks smooshed into balls, and not because they only come from male fish.
Comment by Seth Williams on 4/1 @ 2:32 am #
Whoa! Wait a second there cowboy! There’s nothing more WASPy-gentile than bending over for a quarter in the mall, if only to keep it out of the hands of “the little people”.
Comment by topsecretk9 on 4/1 @ 3:29 am #
So, Neo-Con really does mean Jew?…I’m sure leftist have a perfectly logical explination. Pin drop.
Comment by amyc on 4/1 @ 4:32 am #
Jew Shame: making your kids eat this:
GEFILTE FISH
1 lb fish (whitefish carp trout or pike)
1 large onion per pound of fish ground up
1 egg per pound of fish ground up
1/4 cup matzoh meal per pound of fish ground up
1 tsp of salt per pound of fish ground up
1/2 tsp pepper per pound of fish ground up
Bring to boil a large pot of water and fish heads and bones. Add lots of onions and carrots sliced (Save the peel of the onions). Bring all the ingredients together and mix well.
You can also add 1 carrot to the fish if you want. Wet your hands and form the fish into balls. Drop fish into the water bring to a boil and simmer for 3 hours covered.
In the last hour add the onion skins. Add hot water as needed.
Recipe may be doubled, tripled or even quadrupled.
If you feel daring try making horseradish. Just peel a horseradish root, Place in a blender or cuisnart and spin. When that is ground up add 1 can of beets and a little borscht. Mix until you get the desired color and consistency you want. Then add some vinegar and if necessary add some sugar to taste
My mom still talks about the homemade horseradish fumes. She told me she used the blender to make a milk shake once on accident, but that may have just been hyperbole.
Comment by B Moe on 4/1 @ 4:37 am #
I figure he got suspended for being careless with his emails and embarassing the network. Do you think the suspension would have happened if the emails had not been made public?
Comment by Glen on 4/1 @ 6:56 am #
Once and for all would somebody explain what exactly “Jew Shame” is?
Gevalt!
Comment by The Ghost of Charles Dana on 4/1 @ 4:57 pm #
Except for the trick where the rich white bastard kicks the quarter down the storm drain just to see the looks on the faces of the tragic young children of color standing there…
Comment by Merovign on 4/1 @ 6:06 pm #
Just reading that recipe makes me sick. I’d be a terrible Jew.
Well, that and the “Bacon is a staple” thing.
Comment by ajacksonian on 4/1 @ 9:02 pm #
Note to self: Read PW titles slower… this one has nothing to do with jellyfish balls… if it did I would be reading Sherman’s Lagoon.
Comment by Pablo on 4/1 @ 11:08 pm #
</blockquote>Well, that and the “Bacon is a staple†thing.<blockquote>
Merovign, I have proof that God exists.
He digs the schweinfleisch, that’s all I’m saying.
Comment by Bacon Ninja on 4/2 @ 3:37 am #
Hormel microwave bacon is the greatest invention since the microchip.
My love for bacon as well as my love for beer and my love for accumulating stuff totally takes away my eligibility for most of the world’s great religions, and Mormonism too.
Does that mean I have Bacon Guilt?
Comment by The Democratic Translator on 4/2 @ 5:52 am #
Jellyfish balls? Who brought Republican Congressmen into this?
Comment by ajacksonian on 4/2 @ 11:12 am #
TDC – Both parties are spineless, gelatinous masses upon The Hill in Congress. Covered with wool each squirms and sputters in their sinecured positions. Some may have balls and others not, but they are all just the same in their cowardice and abdication of duty to use the Powers that We The People have given them. In so doing both parties demonstrate their fear of the People and the compact they are sworn to uphold.
The Zero Party System.
And if you think having no parties isn’t fun, wait until the jellyfish of all colors show up to tell you how you should thank them for that.
Comment by Muslihoon on 4/2 @ 9:39 pm #
I still don’t know what “Jew shame” is. Can’t find out online either. Please enlighten this ignorant goy!
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