“ISIS Jihadi Who Threatened To Raise Flag Of Allah In White House Is Dead”
So I guess he’ll be needing a proxy to raise that flag now. And yes, I’m holding back the urge to say, “like, maybe Obama?”
BOW BEFORE ZOD!
At any rate, I sure do hope those 72 virgins are cool with his showing up in Islamic Heaven with half a skull, some twisted limbs, and his goody bits blown off. Or else he’s shit out of luck.
— Which, it’s his own fault for not figuring that there just had to be a catch…
(h/t Pat Dollard)