President Obama sublimates his deep grief over beheaded journalist with somber round of golf
Now, teatards, before you go getting all OUTRAGED, consider the context and don’t let the smiles and the fist bump fool you: Obama’s smile is meant to show the US’s remarkable resiliency to the sawing off of some American dude’s head on video by a growing, well-funded death cult that has declared war on us; and the fist bump is a gesture of resolve, of unbreakable solidarity — meant to convey to the world that this President will not sleep until the Islamist State and its burgeoning caliphate lies stinking in the earth as either a bone-flecked paste or in small, bite-sized bits.
— Either that, or somebody sunk a two footer with a hard right break. Which, well, can you blame them for the joy? WHY DO YOU HATE COMPETITIVE JUICES? Racists.
Oh. Bringing this one up again, are you, teabaggers? Cut the man some slack. Presidenting is hard. And clearly what we have here is a picture of a couple of heartbroken adults fending off their bottomless remorse over the videotaped beheading of a kidnapped American citizen with a bit of gallows humor.
Either that, or somebody said something about Jennifer Lopez’s badonkadonk. Cause that shit is bumpin’, amiright? So who can blame them for sharing a light-hearted moment in the midst of their soul-wrenching sadness. Racists.
(h/t Twitchy via Adam Baldwin on Twitter)