“‘Might as Well Just Say No Black Folks Allowed’: Bar Under Fire for Dress Code”
Reached for comment, Eminem, Vanilla Ice, and about every fourth white American teen (to include White Hispanics) between the ages of 12 and 17, all agreed that the dress code was, in fact, inherently racist, and that the crackers who run that bitch need somebody to give them the pimp hand.
— Whereas Michelle Horovitz did not respond to questions about why it was she assumed only black youth dress in what is a very distinctive — and yet very racially distributed –urban style, opening her up to questions about her own need to find racism everywhere and project it onto others, when it is she who made the racial component, rather than the dress code itself, the center of her self-righteous indignation.
Irony, on the other hand? Just kinda smiled, then sat down and had a churro and a Pabst. At a neighboring bar. Wearing Abercrombie shorts and flip flops. Because America.