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October 31, 2005
Former Ambassador Joe Wilson orders a soup and sandwich lunch combo.
Wilson: “Hi, yes. I’d like the turkey club and clam chowder, please. And an iced tea.” Waitress: “Very good. One turkey club and clam chowder combo, and one iced tea.” Wilson: “No. That’s not what I said. I said I wanted lobster bisque.” Waitress: “Uh, okay, sorry. So that’s lobster bisque, turkey club, and an iced tea, then, yes?” Wilson: “YOU LEAVE MY WIFE THE SECRET AGENT OUT OF THIS!”* 23 Comments ::: Post a comment »RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI: http://proteinwisdom.com/wp-trackback.php?p=5429 Leave a commentIf you want to leave a feedback to this post or to some other user´s comment, simply fill out the form below. |
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Comment by B Moe on 11/1 @ 12:36 am #
I would like to point out that as far as his qualifications based on his experience as an ambassador go, what he is doing now is what he is best at.
Shaking your hand, pulling your dick and fixing you a drink all at the same time while never spilling a drop of his own. The guy is impressive in an incredibly slimey kinda way.
Comment by me on 11/1 @ 1:22 am #
Oh please god hold the mayo.
Comment by Matt on 11/1 @ 1:40 am #
Wilson: Pardon me, Senator Kennedy. My fact-finding mission has uncovered that your waitress fakes orgasms.
Comment by Jeff Goldstein on 11/1 @ 2:41 am #
Wilson: “YES, THAT’S RIGHT! MY WIFE IS A SECRET AGENT! NOW PLEASE—FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET US HAVE OUR PRIVACY!”
Comment by Robin Roberts on 11/1 @ 2:57 am #
OK, now that was funny.
Comment by Sortelli on 11/1 @ 3:40 am #
How can you say that Joe Wilson is a liar when he quite clearly only misspoke! Also, George H W Bush praised Wilson once, you know! Plus, you know, everything he said was true anyway so just… take that you rethuglican smear merchants!
… I think the best sign that this whole mess is going to fade away is that the drooling lefty simps who were going at it wildly in comments have pretty much faded from sight now that they got their Scooter. Where’s the triumphalism?
Comment by APF on 11/1 @ 3:43 am #
LIBBY YOU BAKED YOUR LIES IN YELLOW CAKE, NOW YOU’RE GETTING YOUR JUST DESSERTS
Comment by Chrees on 11/1 @ 3:46 am #
More iced tea? You mean you didn’t have enough in Niger?
Comment by Sortelli on 11/1 @ 3:49 am #
He drank MINT tea in Niger, SMEAR MERCHANT!
Comment by Jeff Goldstein on 11/1 @ 3:50 am #
STOP OUTING MY WIFE!
Comment by Jeff Goldstein on 11/1 @ 3:53 am #
WHO IS A SECRET AGENT!
Comment by MayBee on 11/1 @ 4:02 am #
You can compromise my wife, but you will NEVER dampen my ardor!
Comment by Lew Clark on 11/1 @ 4:04 am #
Hey people,
Am I the only one who has figured out that Valerie Plame is the biggest urban legend to be foisted on a gullible public since the McDonald’s Worm Hamburgers. I want a show of hands of all the people who have actually met her, talked to her, know anyone who has ever met her, talked to her. The left has come up with the perfect con here. You can’t prove she isn’t what they say she is, that she has not been impacted as they say she has, because SHE DOESN’T EXIST!
Comment by Dickboy Wilson on 11/1 @ 4:12 am #
I DON”T CARE IF BUSH NEVER CLAIMED THAT IRAQ BOUGHT YELLOW CAKE FROM NIGER. I’M SAYING THEY DIDN’T, DAMN IT! AND LEAVE THE BIM OUT OF THIS! HER VERY EXISTENCE IS CLASSIFIED, YOU RIGHT-WING BASTARDS!
Comment by Joe@CF on 11/1 @ 4:23 am #
Don’t worry, Joe; I wouldn’t out your wife with somebody else’s secret agent.
TW: head.
No, not that either.
Comment by Sean M. on 11/1 @ 4:58 am #
So, wait a minute, are you saying his wife is gay?
Comment by kelly on 11/1 @ 4:59 am #
“You can have my girl but don’t touch my hat…I’m mean, bouffant.”
“Shit, man, do you know how expensive a good haircut is in Niger?”
Ni-Zheer, I mean.
Comment by MayBee on 11/1 @ 5:05 am #
Wilson on Blitzer re: Vanity Fair Photo Spread:
Get a life, people! I cannot keep living this amazing, wonderful, exciting, secret life for you.
I swear to God I am thisclose to refusing to do any more interviews about my secret spy wife and the Flames of our ardor. I might not even write that CIA:Undercovers sex manual I’ve been thinking about. Because you people don’t get the IRONY.
Comment by topsecretk9 on 11/1 @ 4:47 pm #
this coulda been a skit…but really, it’s real
BLITZER: Even though some of your supporters were on this program last week—Larry Johnson, a former CIA officer; Pat Lang, a former DIA intelligence analyst. They say your decision and your wife’s decision to let her be photographed represented a major mistake because, if there were people out there who may have been endangered by her name, certainly when people might have seen her picture, they could have been further endangered.
WILSON: Her contacts and her network was endangered the minute that Bob Novak wrote the article. The photograph of her did not identify her in any way anybody could identify.
Now you asked me this question—you’ve asked me this question three or four times…
BLITZER: About the photograph?
WILSON: About the photograph.
Now, I have never heard you ask the president about the layout in the Oval Office when they did the war layout. I’ve never heard you ask Mr. Wolfowitz about the layout in Vanity Fair. But you ask me all the time.
So let me just get this very clear: When one is faced with adversity, one of the ways one acts in the face of adversity is to try and bring a certain amount of humor to the situation. It’s called irony.
And if people have no sense of humor or no sense of perspective on that, my response is: It’s about time to get a life.
But in no way did that picture endanger anybody. What endangered people was the outing of her name –her maiden name—and, subsequently, the outing of the corporation that she worked for.
BLITZER: So you don’t have any regrets about the Vanity Fair picture?
WILSON: I think it’s a great picture. I think someday you will, too.
BLITZER: It’s a great picture. But I mean the fact that…
WILSON: I think someday it, too, will be in the International Spy Museum.
BLITZER: But you don’t think it was a mistake to do that?
WILSON: No.
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0510/31/sitroom.02.html
Comment by topsecretk9 on 11/1 @ 4:48 pm #
MayBee
Get out of my head!
Comment by maggie katzen on 11/1 @ 6:41 pm #
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um, since when was the president a sooper sekrit spy kinda job? or did i miss that? is someone else really the president? (okay, don’t answer that one)
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