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Random Geraldo Rivera thought, Thursday, Sept 29, 4:52 PM EST

…the fact is, MY mustache was taking shrapnel in Tora Bora while Bolton’s was stateside eating shrimp cocktails and sipping Michelob Lights from a chilled Pilsner glass.  So don’t presume to lecture ME about ‘tough’!  I mean, my mustache has been in the SHIT, man…!

10 Replies to “Random Geraldo Rivera thought, Thursday, Sept 29, 4:52 PM EST”

  1. Chrees says:

    Tora Bora… Bora Bora… what’s the difference, man? I mean besides the bikinis and lack of body hair on the babes?

  2. DUDACKATTACK!!! says:

    “My mustache has been in the shit, man! “

    Indeed, it has…

    http://www.snopes.com/media/graphics/rivera2.jpg

  3. See this split end? Land-mine, Beiruit, eighty-two.

  4. Major John says:

    You know what?  I get the same damn lecture from my kevlar helmet – the smug bastard.

  5. Ian Wood says:

    GAY FACIAL HAIR OF COCKNESS!

  6. rls says:

    “My mustache has been in the shit, man! “

    I always suspected he was a brown nose.

  7. JD says:

    So THAT’s how he waxes it!  I’ve always wondered what his secret is!

    TW – “ill”

  8. McGehee says:

    Regis for President

    “He doesn’t felch!”

  9. Joe says:

    I only see one way to resolve this: steel cage death match.

    My money’s on Bolton Geraldo Bolton’s mustache.

  10. AWG says:

    Hitler’s Moustache: You think you’ve had it bad…

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