“Liberals Petition White House To ‘Abolish’ Capitalism…”
Well, I guess the relative lack of signatories should be heartening. If you’re a glass half-full-type guy, that is.
If alternately you embrace your own cenosillicaphobic masochism, you’ll assume that the kinds of people who would sign such a thing are simply too stupid to find it — though they are, in fact, legion.
It’s a pick em, really.