Her Exalted Highness, Empress Michelle, is just looking out for you. For your own good, of course! [Darleen Click]
Last week Michelle was on with Jimmy Fallon scolding America’s young knuckleheads for not being obedient camp followers.
Now she’s trying to help those moms, and we know that breeding among the hoi polloi is indicative of brain challenges, negotiate the scary scary place known as ….
[cue spooky music]
“So there you stood, alone in some aisle in a store, the clock ticking away at the precious little time remaining to complete your weekly grocery shopping, and all you could do was scratch your head, confused and bewildered, and wonder, is there too much sugar in this product? Is 50 percent of the daily allowance of riboflavin a good thing or a bad thing? And how on Earth could this teeny little package contain five whole servings?
This stream of questions and worries running through your head when all you really wanted to know was, should I be eating this or not? Is this good for my kids or not? And if it is healthy, how much of it should I be eating? But unless you had a thesaurus, a calculator, a microscope, or a degree in nutrition, you were out of luck. So you felt defeated, and you just gave up and went back to buying the same stuff you always buy.”
Oh save us, Michelle! You’re our only hope!
Tags: condescension, michelle obama