“Ex-Gov. Jesse Ventura Hiding Out in Mexico From U.S. Drones”
I’m tempted to make a joke about the long-term cognitive effects of shooting horse hormones into your ass, but then, I started to think about the country I’m now living in and, while I think Ventura was probably pile driven one too many times, I can’t really blame him for having a paranoid streak. Can you?
Hell. I can envision scenarios in which the media actually would defend a drone strike on a suspected “domestic terror” compound, and I can easily see a scenario in which Ventura was labeled a potential domestic terrorist.
Of course, here’s a pro tip: if you are truly afraid of a drone strike, you may want to decrease your public exposure, not run around telling people you’re hiding out. Plus, didn’t I read somewhere that Ventura was given a radio show or some such…?