“WH Scrambles to Blame ‘Polar Vortex’ on Global Warming”
Which, who didn’t see that coming.
Meanwhile, nearby, a prominent Princeton professor — though he lacks Obama’s omnipotence and an autodidact’s mastery of all things ever — in turn scrambles to call such a claim bullshit. Though he uses more academic jargon and engages the question more diplomatically. But I figure you come here for the shorter version of things, so enjoy my salty language, which cuts right to the chase.
So, to recap: global warming is to blame for the earth heating AND cooling; ice caps melting AND expanding; the world growing greener AND more desolate; and of course acne. Among countless other things.