It’s never too soon to begin the “inevitability” push
— Although I can think of pictures I’d rather get on a holiday card than a gloating sack of meatball sub, fresh off of giving out of state tuition prices to illegals that US citizens hoping to attend New Jersey universities don’t receive (their being a group that needn’t be pandered to, I suppose) preening with his family after pleasing enough east coast liberal Democrats and “pro-business” GOP crony capitalists to win a New Jersey governor’s race going away.
Like, for instance, snapshots of Chris Matthews colonoscopy, or maybe a puppy autopsy.
But in keeping with the spirit of the season, let’s at least be thankful Christie isn’t yet sending books of food stamps to out of state Democrat voters (and undocumented citizens, though I repeat myself) redeemable “for two footlong hoagies and supersized fries at any New Jersey resort location.”
He’s probably saving that one until just before primary season, is my guess.
Maverick II: This time he’s younger and a bit more stout than the last capitulating pleaser we were savvy enough to run for President.