Me: “…The way you just sit there all smug and critical. Tell me, what would you do to fight terrorism? Throw pies?”
Hole:
Me: “Fucking hole.”
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August 31, 2005
In which I hold a brief and pointed political conversation with the ragged hole in the left knee of my Quicksilver blue jeans (follow-up)
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Comment by ss on 8/31 @ 6:41 pm #
It’s not the hole’s job to do the work Smirky should be doing. Why are you trying to stifle dissent? Fascist.
Comment by dario on 8/31 @ 6:57 pm #
Quicksilver?
Comment by The Sanity Inspector on 8/31 @ 6:57 pm #
Hole: Someone with higher ed degrees out the wazoo and not enough sense to patch his pants is calling me out on national security…?
Comment by AWG on 8/31 @ 7:03 pm #
You can’t blame the hole for harboring passive-aggressive feelings toward you, Jeff. I mean, you set John Bolton’s straight-talking moustache, “Regis”, up with a hot blind date, and what does the hole in your jeans get? A brief, clumsy, and unsatisfying fingering every time you scratch your knee. Maybe.
Comment by Reich-winger on 8/31 @ 7:07 pm #
AWG- you really crack me up. That bit yesterday about smear merchants was brilliant.
Jeff.. admit it. You put another hole post up just to see if RRRRick will lay another steaming pile of shit in the comments, right?
Comment by Lydia on 8/31 @ 7:09 pm #
Oops, that was me. Kastinka.
Comment by AWG on 8/31 @ 7:51 pm #
Thanks, Lydia! I also do birthday parties and Bar/Bat Mitzvahs. And the occasional First Communion!
For the record, “Kastinka” reminds me of the (extremely young-looking) female lead from the Russo-Finnish coproduction Jack Frost (originally, Morozko), a favorite of MSTies everywhere. No reflection on you, Lydia; the girl in the movie was named Nastinka.
Comment by OHNOES on 8/31 @ 8:28 pm #
Man, you guys out-humor me every day of the week. *Sobs in shame*
Comment by MarkS on 8/31 @ 10:22 pm #
The Hole has a point. I mean, think of the symbolism:
Citizen journalism = Pie
Pie thrown in face = Citizen journalist talking Truth to Power!!!
I mean, if I were a terrorist, or a Rethuglican, I’d be humiliated!!
Comment by CraigC on 9/1 @ 2:33 am #
That’s funny. I’m eating a Hostess cherry pie RIGHT NOW!