October 1, 2013

Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on the impact of a government shutdown

“Does this mean I have an excuse to skip the naltrexone treatments and find some real, honest to God black tar Horse to take me on one of my legendary rhapsodic gallops through West Hollywood’s club scene?

“Fuckin-A, man! It’s like 1987 all over again! Only without Reagan around to nuke the world, and without my admittedly silly decision to try adding rap to my musical repertoire.

“Anyway, it’s all good. Lessons learned. So yes, definitely. Mark me down for an absolute “shit yeah!”

Posted by Jeff G. @ 11:42am
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  1. He and Bonaduce are never on “World’s Dumbest” anymore.

    Ain’t worth watching.

  2. “You know what else?” Pelosi said. “They’re fakers”

    So now Republicans are “fake extreme terrorist hostage takers with bombs strapped to their chest and a gun to our heads” ?
    .. or is that “extreme terrorist hostage takers with fake bombs strapped to their chest and a fake gun to our heads ” ?
    .. or then again maybe “extreme terrorist hostage takers with bombs strapped to their fake chest and a gun to our fake heads ” ?

  3. Maybe she meant Fakirs.

  4. Scott Beo never calls anymore. I thought we were buds dude. Now he looks like a brunette Danny Kaye. The poison’s in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.

  5. The flagon with the dragon has the pellet with the poison, dude.

  6. The poison’s in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.

    Hey! No rap!

  7. Haven’t you heard? Baio is one of those filthy Christers!

  8. ‘Call me Scott. It’s almost 1979 again. We’ll roller skate to Steve Martin’s ‘King Tut’ song and get one of those big pickles from the snack bar and in a year we can waste $5 on the Starcastle machine. I got this shit all planned out. I’m going to ge me one of those plastic combs with the sharp pointed handle and an OP shirt.

  9. We can go shopping for checkered Vans and a visor with that foreign-legion flap on the back. We can rediscover the Rubick’s cube and do Floyd laser light show! Beanbag chairs Scott! Glass Dr Pepper bottles! All of it is waiting for us at the point where the time loop crosses itself. (Obama)

  10. 10!

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