“Obama Seeks Syria Support From Senators McCain and Graham”
My inside sources tell me that, in exchange for the support of the two Senate Republican leaders (oh yes they are, too!), the President has promised McCain one full day of Oval Office access — including getting to sit in the big chair and push some of the buttons on the phone — and has allowed Graham to come along, too, “provided the little swish doesn’t touch anything.”
McCain reportedly tried holding out for half a peach cobbler for his daughter Meghan, but Michelle was having none of that, and in the end, McCain decided that just asking was racist. Because of like Aunt Jemimah and stuff.
Honestly. How many times are some Republicans going to go to bat for this blatant Marxist, whose latest gambit is to fire shots into Syria that are not meant to change the balance of power, but are instead intended to show Iran that he means business about making a show out of how he means business (without actually meaning business, which he’s all but stated upfront).
If Rapturous Iranian leaders and inbred North Korean midget kings had the ability to laugh, they’d be absolutely howling at the man pretending to be President of the United States.
Because really, how could they not?
Truth is, I would be, too, were I not so ready to burst into tears all the time.