Former seventies teen idol Leif Garrett comments on Barbara Streisand’s call to the American people to help Obama and the Democrats take back the House
“I liked What’s Up, Doc? a whole lot. But once she did Yentl? I mean, bro. I may have had a slight problem with heroin, and sure, I’ve had to give a handjob or two to some dude in a stall at the Whisky if I was in a bad way and needed a balloon. But the last time I took myself seriously, or was so ridiculously self-indulgent, was when I remade Wild Cherry’s ‘Play That Funky Music.’ And we all know how that turned out.
“Seriously, Babs. There’ a lesson here. Trust me. I mean, if Oprah can crash like a two ton race-baiting hot air balloon stuffed into yoga pants, how long do you think you have left, given your heavy-handed superficial political proclamations, before the only groupies left throwing their panties at you on stage are Al Gore and, like, maybe Ted Turner, if you get lucky and he gets all shitfaced on Cadillac Margaritas like that last time.”*