April 29, 2013

Legally Blonde 1, Kermit 0

Gosnell, that is.  The “the frog” would almost certainly still kick Reese Witherspoon’s ass, notoriety wise.

Ameritopia? Perhaps.

Idiocracy? Without question.

And that’s just the way your betters like it.

Posted by Jeff G. @ 10:13am
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Comments (8)

  1. It’s got electrolytes.

  2. The “the frog” would almost certainly still kick Reese Witherspoon’s ass, notoriety wise.

    The frog knows that he is famous enough not to have to ask people if they know who he is.

    As far as a physical throwdown, Witherspoon will have to gain a few pounds to get into the frog’s weight division.

  3. I think Reese’s chin weighs more than Kermit the Frog.

  4. Do I get points for NOT hearing about Reese Witherspoon?

  5. I watch Red Eye, and they talked about it. Otherwise I wouldn’t have known either.

  6. The frog is a wholly owned Disney trademark. Like SEAL Team 6.

    Sigh. And Brian just can’t do the voice the way his dad did. Maybe I’m just bitter towards the muppets since one of them looks to have been a bit of a long time pederast. Besides that, they owe me a Dark crystal sequel.

  7. palaeomerus says April 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm
    Maybe I’m just bitter towards the muppets since one of them looks to have been a bit of a long time pederast.

    That’s just a distraction.

    Wonder if that gambit would have worked for Penn State…

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