April 1, 2013

“Another Company Leaving Colorado”

Which, let them. The children of Colorado will all be safer without this reprehensible company’s accessories of war around, anyway.

Sure, some of the kid’s parents may be out of a job as a result — which could in some small way affect the children negatively. But that will only last until the newly unemployed parent from the company that made child-slaughtering assault accessories forgoes the sin of pride, frees himself from the shackles of predatory capitalism, and learns to let the government support all of them. Like a kindly father.

And you have to admit, being a kid again is pretty sweet, especially if it comes with some built in “younger siblings” who will always believe that it is you and not the government who is parenting them.

It’s a Josh Marshall wetdream: all the perks of parenthood without the responsibilities that come with it. After all, that’s why we pay taxes, right? — so that we can pass off responsibility to the government for anything we may need?

Turns out this nannystate thing may not be so bad, after all!

(h/t geoff B)

Posted by Jeff G. @ 12:03pm
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Comments (11)

  1. Come South, young man.

  2. But, like, we can more than make up for those Evil Gun Companies leaving by embracing Amendment 64 and inviting every pipe, bong and vape manufacturer to set up shop here instead…

  3. maybe fake injuns will leave the state

    Supreme Court rejects Ward Churchill’s appeal

  4. In other news:

    Organizers of a Colorado shooting competition have cancelled the event because of the state’s recently passed gun-control laws.

    The International Defensive Pistol Association was scheduled to hold its Rocky Mountain regional championship July 4-6 in Montrose.

    Organizers said an estimated 300 shooters were expected to attend the event.

    “With these new Colorado laws going into effect July 1, and based on the ambiguous way in which they were written, we have decided to cancel” the event, organizer Walt Proulx of Grand Junction said in a statement.

  5. “maybe fake injuns will leave the state”

    “Senator Ward Churchill, D-MA”.

    Why not go for the matching set?

  6. Come South, young man.

    Stand aside there, Okie;)

    The Redneck Riviera is where ya need to go!

  7. Too friggin humid, man.

  8. “Too friggin humid, man.”

    Keeps the Women oiled and the weopons uncovered Crankster!

  9. Humid, all too humid

    Yeah, though humid is good for growing stuff, like . . . . . .

    . . . . mold, yeah, and . . . . . snakes, yeah, that’s the ticket.

    Oh, and HiViz joins Magpul buggin’ out of Colorado.

    Mr. Howe comments, “I make this announcement with mixed emotions. Colorado is a beautiful state with great people, but we cannot in clear conscience support with our taxes a state that has proven through recent legislation a willingness to infringe upon the constitutional rights of our customer base.”

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