“Another Company Leaving Colorado”
Which, let them. The children of Colorado will all be safer without this reprehensible company’s accessories of war around, anyway.
Sure, some of the kid’s parents may be out of a job as a result — which could in some small way affect the children negatively. But that will only last until the newly unemployed parent from the company that made child-slaughtering assault accessories forgoes the sin of pride, frees himself from the shackles of predatory capitalism, and learns to let the government support all of them. Like a kindly father.
And you have to admit, being a kid again is pretty sweet, especially if it comes with some built in “younger siblings” who will always believe that it is you and not the government who is parenting them.
It’s a Josh Marshall wetdream: all the perks of parenthood without the responsibilities that come with it. After all, that’s why we pay taxes, right? — so that we can pass off responsibility to the government for anything we may need?
Turns out this nannystate thing may not be so bad, after all!
(h/t geoff B)