“Happy Easter! Maryland Democrats Ram Through Sweeping Gun Control over Holiday Weekend”
Fortunately for us they didn’t think to do this sooner else HBO never could have made “The Wire.” You need gun crime to make a show like that compelling, and now that the Maryland Democrats have banned gun crime and gun violence, well, the raw material just wouldn’t be there anymore.
On the plus side, though, it’s now safe for white professionals once again to move to West Baltimore and enjoy urban culture without fear. Because take away the guns, and we’re all just people, living together, from which a harmony and kinship will naturally flow. Why, it’s like a multicultural Utopia with the stroke of a pen!
Just like Jesus would have done, had he not been hammered to a cross first by Roman republicans.