Instructions for living in Coloradostan, 2
A popular colloquial phrase that detailis a specific plan of bodily action (a phrase generally shared among friends but at times used before acquaintances as a way to ingratiate oneself or signal one’s manly bona fides) — specifically, “I’ve gotta go take a shit / crap / dump / squat” (or some variation thereof) — shall henceforth be referred to as “pinching off a Hickenlooper.”
This revised phrase will serve as an apt description of both the action and its end product, while simultaneously acting as a “dog whistle” to those sympathetic to the 2nd Amendment in CO.
And no, it hasn’t yet taken off. But give it time.