The strangest thing just happened
I turned on the local news a few moments ago, something I rarely do, by the way, and there was Michele Obama, standing outside in a wool coat, gloves, and a very fashionable hat — surrounding by some shivering cadets with lots of yellow rope and tassels hanging from their dress blues — giving me the Colorado 7-day forecast.
Takeaway: the worst of the snow is finally over, but we need to be careful when driving because the roads are still plenty slick, with temperatures well-below freezing. Also, we can “help beat the cold” by eating “a refreshing bowl of zesty gazpacho, made with locally-grown organic tomatoes and topped with just a bit of diced jalapeno for heat and chopped cilantro for a soothing finish — and which believe it or not is a treat for the taste buds that comes in at just under 200 calories per healthy 4 oz serving!”
Which, sorry, but I just can’t help but get the feeling I must have missed something.