June 18, 2005

Scenes from my driveway, continued x 57

Deadbeat neighbor:  “Is Thai food really spicy?”

Me: “Depends.  Can be.  Why?”

Deadbeat neighbor:  “Because I’m thinking about trying Thai food for lunch, but I’m not sure my stomach can handle it.  Went a little too hard on the tequila last night…”

Me: “Uh huh.  Is that why you’re wearing the nipple clamps?”

Deadbeat neighbor:  “Well, that was gonna be my second question:  any idea how to get these goddamn things unfastened?  Because when I tried earlier I came pretty close to ripping the tip of my left nubby clean off.”

Posted by Jeff G. @ 5:43pm

Comments (17)

  1. Ya know Jeff, I’m beginning to suspect that you don’t have a neighbor. I’m thinking that you’re just talking about yourself and using this supposed deadbeat neighbor to throw us off the track. Huh?

  2. Why not leave ‘em on?  Makes it easier to type, that way.

    sdfg kl;’

  3. I named the clamp on the left “Salt” and the one on the right “Pepa”.

  4. Jeff: Cats with multiple nipple clamps post. Please.

  5. Cats?  No.  Armadillos!

  6. Heh.  “Nubby.”

  7. Heh, a post-post change that I agree with. Nubby is much better that titty.

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