“Karl Rove is Not a Conservative”
So writes Terry Jeffrey, under what may be the most straightforwardly obvious headline in the history of all headlines, anywhere, ever.
Really. What’s there to add? I mean, if I start a group called “The Shiitake Mushrooms for Jesus,” that doesn’t make me either a Shiitake muhsroom or a Christian — with the self-styled designation made all the more absurd when I’m witnessed in public spraying ground clear on Shiitake mushroom patches before using my lunch break to nail evangelicals to crosses made out of old white boards.