January 30, 2013

Poll: 41- 44 percent of people polled are morons

At least, that’s my takeaway.

On the plus side, though, 52% of people get a moron pass.  Which, all things considered, is a minor improvement, given that in November, 51% of the electorate who bothered to vote came away, one can hope, with “moron” permanently glued to the bumpers of their cars.  In red, white, and blue code, of course.

Posted by Jeff G. @ 12:06pm

Comments (8)

  1. The poll also found little consensus when respondents were asked, open-ended, to actually define an assault weapon. Assault weapons were described as fully automatic machine guns in 29 percent of the responses. Twenty-seven percent of the answers defined assault weapons as any gun that fires rapidly, 23 percent focused on the size of the magazine or clip and 17 percent described them as any gun having the ability to fire multiple rounds.

    Open-ended? And only 4% answered “anything used to commit an assault”?

    I find that hard to believe.

  2. In other news, 49.9% of the poplulation has below average intelligence.

  3. In fairness, only 60 million people votes to continue our road to serfdom. That’s only 20% of Americans, or slightly less. So the 41-44 numbers could still theoretically be correct.

  4. Speaking of morons, the hits keep on coming for former PW troll Barrett Brown.

  5. So, is Double B still locked up? His attorney is an incompetent if he tries to go for a diminished capacity defense, if they even have that in Texas. Do you know, Mike? Diminshed Capacity is a big fat fail about 99% of the time.

    Brown gets convicted and sent off to a Club Fed somewhere, I’ll wager.

  6. The trial will be under federal law, where being found in diminished capacity gets one sentenced to life in the Senate.

  7. What was the percentage of “Well, DUH!”

  8. Ted Cruz is cool:

    What makes an assault weapon an assault weapon? Randomly selected cosmetic features that look scary to ignorant liberals, but have nothing material to do with the function of the firearm. If liberals had more sense, they would be embarrassed.