Comments (18)

1. 

   happyfeet says January 19, 2013 at 10:59 am

   most people I know aren’t poncey manhattan fascists
2. 

   cranky-d says January 19, 2013 at 10:59 am

   All those guys guarding him have guns.
3. 

   Ernst Schreiber says January 19, 2013 at 11:11 am

   Bah! As if a Doomburger would socialize with the hired help, cranky.
4. 

   McGehee says January 19, 2013 at 12:36 pm

   They’re not allowed to make eye contact with His Nanjesty.
5. 

   palaeomerus says January 19, 2013 at 12:42 pm

   Gee, I bet they don’t drink 32 oz. sodas either.
6. 

   Mike LaRoche says January 19, 2013 at 12:54 pm

   …or smoke Marlboros.
7. 

   rjacobse says January 19, 2013 at 1:01 pm

   And that is important because…

   Because shut up, he explained.

   New Yorkers keep electing this git, so they’re getting what they deserve. Why does the rest of the U.S. have to give a fig what this bunch of idiots does?
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   Mike LaRoche says January 19, 2013 at 1:09 pm

   Indeed. Let them wallow in their own pseudo-sophisticated idiocy.
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   SBP says January 19, 2013 at 1:09 pm

   Does that include his security detail, or don’t mere servants count as people?

   Also: I wouldn’t bet on it, Nanny Bloomers. A lot of people who have guns refrain from mentioning them to their sissy-boy acquaintances who might faint at the revelation.
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    SBP says January 19, 2013 at 1:10 pm

    “New Yorkers keep electing this git”

    Yeah, what’s up with that? How did they go from Rudy to this?

    I’m not the world’s biggest Giuliani fan, but man, he was about five orders of magnitude better than what they have now.
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    happyfeet says January 19, 2013 at 1:16 pm

    he’s spent an ungodly meg whitman-sized amount of his own money to hold onto that job

    I think he was one of her inspirations actually

    she so dumb
12. 

    McGehee says January 19, 2013 at 1:16 pm

    How did they go from Rudy to this?

    The election to choose Rudy’s successor as mayor was supposed to be held on the second Tuesday in September, 2001. The 11th, I believe. Something happened and they had to reschedule.
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    Ernst Schreiber says January 19, 2013 at 1:27 pm

    And then they elected the guy with the R behind his name.

    Because Rudy wasn’t on the ballot.
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    Drumwaster says January 19, 2013 at 3:05 pm

    Because Rudy wasn’t allowed to be on the ballot.

    FTFY. (Term limits, donchaknow?)
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    cranky-d says January 19, 2013 at 3:30 pm

    And then Nanny B changed the rules so he didn’t have to obey term limits.

    He’s better than we are.
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    palaeomerus says January 19, 2013 at 3:46 pm

    I still can’t believe Bloomberg got away with telling hospitals to restrict infant formula and pain medications somehow. New Yorkers are the biggest fucking pussies I’ve ever seen. Lilacs. I never want to hear a New Yorker try to pass themselves off as sophisticated, self motivated, impressive, abrasive or anything else. They are a bunch of lavender scented doily pillows. They need to just lie on their couches and shut the fuck up from now on, because Juche!
17. 

    leigh says January 19, 2013 at 3:59 pm

    New Yorkers are the biggest fucking pussies I’ve ever seen.

    If the NYT and its readers are any reflection of the city as a whole, I second this emotion.
18. 

    Spiny Norman says January 19, 2013 at 9:32 pm

    As bad as Massachusetts and California liberals are, Manhattan liberals are far worse, and should be restricted to the island of Manhattan, by electronic shock collars if necessary.