“Dem Rep. Jim Moran: The Problem With American Society Is ‘Older White Guys’…”
Ah, old white dudes. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t have your plumbing fixed, your taxes done, or your children photographed with Santa, without ‘em.
But there is a solution to the persistent American problem of older white people: gulags. Or death panels. Sure, the spry illegals you replace them with will give Santa a slightly more swarthy look, but think of the upside: it’d be like the Menendez brothers killing off their parents! Instant liquidity and access to the wet bar — without any grownups around to tell them what to do! Turn that stereo up, my brothers and sisters! Let it breathe!
Let’s be honest with ourselves here: who wants a country filled with sober, experienced producers when, if we could just get rid of all the older white men and their hoary principles, the US could be like, the hippest Utopia in all the world — exceeding the egalitarianism even of North Korea!
We are the ones we’ve been waiting for! Those older white dudes are just speed bumps. Forward!
(h/t geoff B)