January 17, 2013

“Dem Rep. Jim Moran: The Problem With American Society Is ‘Older White Guys’…”

Ah, old white dudes. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t have your plumbing fixed, your taxes done, or your children photographed with Santa, without ‘em.

But there is a solution to the persistent American problem of older white people:  gulags.  Or death panels.  Sure, the spry illegals you replace them with will give Santa a slightly more swarthy look, but think of the upside:  it’d be like the Menendez brothers killing off their parents!  Instant liquidity and access to the wet bar — without any grownups around to tell them what to do!  Turn that stereo up, my brothers and sisters!  Let it breathe!

Let’s be honest with ourselves here:  who wants a country filled with sober, experienced producers when, if we could just get rid of all the older white men and their hoary principles, the US could be like, the hippest Utopia in all the world — exceeding the egalitarianism even of North Korea!

We are the ones we’ve been waiting for!  Those older white dudes are just speed bumps.  Forward!

(h/t geoff B)

Posted by Jeff G. @ 12:37pm
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Comments (64)

  1. Takes one to know who needs to go, Jimbo. You first.

  2. Dutch farmers in Zimbabwe could not be reached for comment.

  3. Ah, old white dudes. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t have your plumbing fixed, your taxes done, or your children photographed with Santa, without ‘em.

    Or a Cabinet, NSC, and White House staff.

  4. Old white guys, huh? It is usually middle aged white guys you hear them complaining about. Almost as bad as those millionaires and billionaires.

  5. What’s the proportion of taxes paid by older white guys?
    I’m eventually going to be one myself, so I’ll be as happy as they will to take my ball and go home.

  6. “Dem Rep. Jim Moran: The Problem With American Society Is ‘Older White Guys’…”

    Exhibit #1. Dem Rep. Jim Moran. Which, you’ll have to admit, is pretty damning if he is at all representative.

    I’m surprised Sharpton and Walsh didn’t follow up with, “That’s right, keep it comin’, cracker. Now dance!”

  7. the white ones taste like coconut

  8. Jim Moran is an older white guy. Let him leap into the hopper first. Of course without him, who will certify provisionally black people as legitimate and authentic?

  9. Just had somebody on another forum clarify this for me, that Moran is right that we old white dudes can’t get used to not being the massa on the plantation any more.

    How the Hell can people with that fucked up of a world view gain this much power?

  10. So does this mean that Moran is a self-loathing Jew old white guy?

  11. “Those older white dudes are just ARMED speed bumps.” FTFY

    “the white ones taste like coconut” FYI that taste is rock salt. Now get off my lawn.

  12. ““the white ones taste like coconut” FYI that taste is rock salt.”

    No it’s the taste of a Buick grill.

  13. I am one old white dude who is not willing to go gently into the long goodnight just yet.

  14. I was going to note that perhaps they should have read the legislation before it passed, but why should and proposed NY state legislation be uniquely privileged over any proposed federal legislation?

  15. Or your cars… Look, we (us older white guys) are obsolete to these asswipes. We will need to fight back at some point in time, and I hope it’s sooner than later. WE are the armed wing of the American populace, and we don’t point our handguns sideways and spray.

    Get with like-minded neighbors…family and friends. Shit is coming down folks.

  16. Somebody slip a Mickey Flynn into Moran’s Geritol. He’s spent his entire political career forcing others to atone for the perceived ‘sins’ of his white heritage and thinks somehow that should, must be the mindset of all men of blanch. Guess what, Moran? You’re the fucking outlier. Atone for all of us; go have a drink of the Socrates koolaid.

  17. The obvious solution to the pernicious legacy of bigotry is to find people who *look like* you imagine bigots look, and punish them.

  18. Just had somebody on another forum clarify this for me, that Moran is right that we old white dudes can’t get used to not being the massa on the plantation any more.

    As an aging Yankee of 4th generation Irish and Portuguese descent, I’m gonna need that one fleshed out a bit.

  19. Christie is a long greasy winding turd slowly making his way out of the rectum of the GOP. Who’s yard (s) he might ultimately end up in I cannot say.

  20. Christie is a very judgey fat man who has to be careful not to roll over on his sacrosanct fucking wife at night

  21. Obsolete, eh? It’s too bad many old white guys are home owners, have 750+ credit scores with zero balances and own lots of firearms. Why should anyone listen to this asshat?

    Isn’t he the guy who wrote a book with a notorious scene with a paedophile? Or was that a different moron Moran?

  22. That was Sen. James Webb. Moran is the guy whose son was caught telling people how to vote more than once.

    My memory perked up for a bit.

  23. stupid old white guys cont.

    kristof nyt

  24. Didn’t Moran’s kid slam his sacrosanct girlfriend’s head into a dumpster?

  25. Idiot Cuomo & other damn fools forgot to exempt police from 7 bullet ammo clips

    They also forgot to make an exception for police responding to schools.

    Cuomo’s new gun law does not exempt New York cops, could prevent police from responding to school shootings

    It’s been said that hard cases make bad law. I’d contend that shrieking morons make bad law.

  26. See? All you needed to do was have some supper. ; )

    Thanks for clearing that up. There are so many of these clowns that I really need a scorecard.

  27. moran’s kid also put his girlfriend’s face into a trash can

  28. The gf wasn’t sacrosanct. She’s expendable, kinda like Mary Jo Kopechne.

  29. Is the girlfriend dead, too?

  30. Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,
    I got the feeling that something ain’t right,
    I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
    And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs,
    Clowns to the left of me,
    Jokers to the right, here I am,
    Stuck in the middle with you.

    Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you,
    And I’m wondering what it is I should do,
    It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face,
    Losing control, yeah, I’m all over the place,
    Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
    Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

    Well you started out with nothing,
    And you’re proud that you’re a self made man,
    And your friends, they all come crawlin,
    Slap you on the back and say,
    Please…. Please…..

    Trying to make some sense of it all,
    But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
    Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
    ‘Cause I don’t think that I can take anymore
    Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
    Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

    Well you started out with nothing,
    And you’re proud that you’re a self made man,
    And your friends, they all come crawlin,
    Slap you on the back and say,
    Please…. Please…..

    Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,
    I got the feeling that something ain’t right,
    I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
    And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs,
    Clowns to the left of me,
    Jokers to the right, here I am,
    Stuck in the middle with you,
    Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you,
    Stuck in the middle with you.

    Stealers Wheel

  31. have some supper. ; )

    Pizza power!

  32. Is the girlfriend dead, too?

    Not yet.

  33. I hope she filed charges on him. I don’t have sympathy for broads who stick around with guys who thump on them.

  34. my understanding is she’d gotten pretty mouthy

  35. my understanding is she’d gotten pretty mouthy

    baracky material

  36. Well, if she was acting up, she probably had it coming.

  37. that’s another mouthy one right there

  38. You know who’s a big bunch of white guys? The US Senate. Maybe Moran’s got a point.

  39. “Andrea Mitchell On Obama Cabinet: Women In The White House ‘Are Not Happy’’

    Andrea, continue being a useful idiot. You won’t like it as much if/when the new order decides you are a useless idiot.

  40. that’s another mouthy one right there

    leave mrs alan greenspan alone there be quantitative easing going on

  41. stupid old white womans cont.

    Second, he preserves his position for a 2016 presidential run.

    no fatties 2016!!11!!

  42. Let’s see:

    Obama
    Biden
    Reid
    Durbin
    Pelosi
    Hoyer

    If my arithmetic is good, that group is 83% old, 83% male, and 92% white.

    Wassserman Schultz

  43. Jen Rubin is not a conservative, Christie hasn’t a shot in hell at being the nominee in 2016, and anyone who claims they were upset by the NRA ad — which was genius — just wants to be fluffed by liberals, bathing in their faux outrage.

    End of story.

    Christie didn’t say dick about those who were going after the Palin children — and in that instance it was solely to harm them. As I told Abe earlier, Sidwell had armed security before the Secret Service detail. So the tony types like David Gregory are fine with having armed officers protecting their kids — yet they scoff at the idea of putting armed police in the schools of the proles. That’s the hypocrisy the NRA ad pointed out.

    There was nothing reprehensible about that ad. The only thing reprehensible here is Christie’s constant angling. Tell us, fat boy, what did you think about your buddy O’s pointing out the grieving parents of little Grace who loved pink and wanted to be painter — all to sell an agenda that punishes law abiding citizens? Reprehensible or no?

    Luckily, I had that adipose-blanketed phony pegged from the start. And yet he — along with Jeb Bush — are who the establishment is planning to push on us in 2016? Jen Rubin wants to pretend he’s being a cagey political chess player? Coulter wants to swoon over his man tits?

    No wonder we’re so fucked. Most of our Republicans are Democrats.

  44. porky porky Chris Christie has a very VERY good shot at seriously fucking up the chances of the actual nominee though

    remember what he did to Romney?

  45. That Stacy McCain piece newrouter linked earlier goes some way towards explaining why we’re fucked, not that it breaks any new ground for Jeff’s readers.

    I’m not read to call Jonah Goldberg a loser. But I do think it’s past time for him to either shave it off or grow it out.

    No wonder we’re so fucked. Most of our Republicans are Democrats.

    In that many of the former and all of the latter are part of the New Elite, exactly so.

  46. Let’s hope Romney does for him.

    Just don’t hold your breath.

  47. Jonah is trying to hide a couple of his chins. It’s not working.

  48. I thought RSM’s follow-up piece was delightful, as well.

    Again, nothing we haven’t been saying over here, but external confirmation is always nice.

  49. Yes it’s nice to see the process of elimination finally take hold and put and end to the stammering and day dreaming and flat out wish-casting that has been going on at least since 2008. No more fantasies about chasing away so-con sin-goats and becoming the sort of friendly fluffy harmless wolf that the sheep secretly want to flock to. Or at least not much more. Sometimes the chill wind shuts you up, but sometimes it wakes you up and then you realize you just have to put on your wind breaker and kick some left wing bullshit in the ass anyway.

  50. I think Jonah Goldberg has written some great stuff.

    But he came out as a complete punk on the John Derbyshire race relations essay.

    I’ll keep listening to him, but I’ll NEVER expect him to have my back on anything.

  51. Jonah is sharpening his claws on “Bob” now. Bob is the socially liberal fiscally conservative who never votes for conservatives fiscal or otherwise. See? Jonah doesn’t always slap. He still knows how to tickle too. He is is still “Down” for the B-man. Sort of. He’s just got to be “fair” about it. AFTER the election of course.

    We’ll see.

  52. We’ve got to do what’s right for the braaaannnnd at the right moment. Tightwire act y’all.

  53. Mark Steyn demolished that social-liberal fiscal-conservative bullshit a half-decade or more ago. In National Review no less. I think it may even have been a cover story.

    The punch line was something like the problem social-liberals/fiscal-conservatives can never bring themselves to come to terms with is that all that social liberalism is expensive.

  54. I practically never read National Review anymore. Since Derb is over at Taki Magazine, I’ve been reading them.

    It’s unfortunate that they are a bunch of anti-semites or at least a lot of their commentors are.

  55. the 2016 nomination is pretty much Todd Akin’s to lose I think

  56. Remember that time your inevitable guy fell on his ass and took 8/10 senate races with him? Good times. Oh how I wish it could be 2008 forever!

  57. uh-oh, their playing the “older white people who will be dead soon and then we can all join hands and sing Kumbaya” card it looks like. Lol, I’m 27 and most likely a hell of allot younger than these scumbag politicans who keep parroting that tired old line, and I plan to have many children as well. It’s funny, b/c I read that they used to tout that crap to the younger people back in the 60’s too. Well, now those “younger people” are todays “older people” these idiots are telling us we “shouldn’t listen too”. Ironic, but it also shows that the Liberal naive college students of yesteryear are today very conservative. That should tell the brainwashed campus commies today something. There is a reason most of the Leftists in the 60’s are now Conservative. They came to realize how anti-white, destructive, and corrosive the far Left really is.

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