NYC Mayor Bloomberg blames Apple for rise in crime [Darleen Click]
No, this is not The Onion
Major crime in New York City inched up this year, and Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg on Friday fingered the culprit: too many iPhones and iPads were being swiped.
A rise in thefts of shiny Apple products accounted for the slight increase in the city’s annual crime index, a statistic that covers a number of felonies, including murder, grand larceny and robbery, Mr. Bloomberg said on Friday morning during his weekly radio show. [...]
[C]ity officials said the overall crime figure was skewed by the Apple figure.
“If you just took away the jump in Apple, we’d be down for the year,” said Marc La Vorgna, the mayor’s press secretary.
Watch out, Apple! Look at what Bloomy has done to trans-fats and Big Gulps!
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