lessons for negotiating zombie apocalypse black market deals, 4
After the zombie apocalypse goes full blown, there won’t be much of a market for any jewelry or so-called precious metals, save for diamonds and copper. So were I you — and I was looking to take on a score of wives in order to help build a clan and then repopulate the earth with liberty-loving conservatives — I’d skip the engagement ring altogether and propose by getting down on one knee and offering up either a big bag of heirloom seed or maybe a 55-gallon water drum with a built in ceramic filtering system.
Show her that you care, brother. Because looks won’t mean near as much going forward as will the perception that, if needs be, you can kill a pack of hungry coyotes with nothing but a dagger-rigged Frisbee, then turn them into a month’s worth of three squares and a couple comfy love seats.