December 12, 2012

“North Korean rocket works this time; Obama White House ‘remains vigilant’ again still”

I don’t know how you feel, but this Obama foreign policy we’ve now voted twice for is like, so totally fair, you know?  No more hegemons.  No more superpowers or a military industrial complex powerful enough to keep the people down.  North Korea successfully arming for the big time?  What could be a better indication that the last vestiges of oppressive American world policing is coming to an end under the One, man?  What could be more organic?

Unshackling police states and Islamist governments?  Is so freakin’ liberating!  And we did that!  We, the ones we’ve been waiting for!

I can hardly wait to vote for Hillary in 2016.  Because we won’t be truly free until we here in the US are readt to hand back large swaths of the Southwest and West Coast to our Mexican brothers and sisters.  Who will forever love and respect us for it, and join is in promoting world peace and international harmony.  And while we’re at it, we should thrown the Natives a bone, as well.

Plus, who doesn’t love a nice low rider? Or hot buttered maize on the cob?

And before you even say it, let me point out that some of my best friends would kill for churros, and cry like an aged and wise Red Man whenever anybody sacks their groceries in plastic.


Posted by Jeff G. @ 10:41am

Comments (5)

  1. You know that dude is Italian, right? Oh, wait.

  2. ICYM this further demonstration of American exceptionalism in the other thread: New Army Manual Orders Soldiers Not To Criticize Taliban

    Can we still shoot them, I wonder?

    More than three dozen insider attacks have killed 63 members of the U.S.-led coalition this year, according to the article, and some blame “American cultural ignorance.” The bottom line is that troops may experience social-cultural shock and/or discomfort when interacting with Afghan security forces, the new military handbook says. “Better situational awareness/understanding of Afghan culture will help better prepare [troops] to more effectively partner and to avoid cultural conflict that can lead toward green-on-blue violence.”

    The draft leaked to the newspaper offers a list of “taboo conversation topics” that soldiers should avoid, including “making derogatory comments about the Taliban,” “advocating women’s rights,” “any criticism of pedophilia,” “directing any criticism towards Afghans,” “mentioning homosexuality and homosexual conduct” or “anything related to Islam.”

  3. *puff*

  4. “…it’s the Gitchee-Goomie Money Tunnel, and it’s whipping up a whirlwind of silver dollars!

    Ow! (thud) Oof!

    Well, cover your face with your Ghost Shirt, dummy!…”

  5. Evil doesn’t exist, you wing-nut. Furthermore, starvation diets are the best.