lessons for negotiating zombie apocalypse black market deals, 1
Just because a guy has a really sweet beard, a pleasing drawl, and is all decked out in camo doesn‘t mean his willingness to trade you “25 delicious squirrel tacos” for “a quick go at your wife” is a good deal.
— Although it doesn’t mean it isn’t, either.
You’re a free man. Weigh your options.