May 7, 2005

Scenes from my driveway, continued x 53

Deadbeat neighbor:  “So. What’d you think about that Laura Bush speech the other day?”

Me: “I dunno.  Funny I guess.”

Deadbeat neighbor:  “Yeah.  You can’t go wrong with horse penises, I always say.”

Me: “I know.  And I’ve repeatedly asked you to stop—though at least this time you managed to slip it into an appropriate context.”

Posted by Jeff G. @ 2:20pm

Comments (12)

  1. “…this time at least you’ve managed to slip it into an appropriate context…”

    Yeah, but he still gives me the heebie-jeebies, if you know what I mean.


  2. “Slip it into” is either a fortitous or inopportune choice of words. Depending on that signifier-signified thingy.


  3. Best be careful, you’ll get blocked again.

  4. haha.

    Special request: More Pat O’Brien posts.

  5. There was always an appropriate context for “hung like a _______”.

  6. O/T Why are you only an hour behind?  Catching up?

  7. So then the horse said, “yeah. Just let me slip into something a little more comfortable.”

    Thanks.  I’m here all week.

  8. Don’t forget to try the veal.  I hear it’s to die for.

  9. You didn’t tell us Jeff Gannon had moved next door to you.  The hypocrisy.

  10. Ah, more tales from the trailer park.

    Conservatives are so funny.

    Tell us the one about the age of consent in your state?

  11. Are you asking for yourself, Tabitha, or do you have a fifteen-year old daughter you’d like me to throw a hump into?