Forty-first in a series of real-time empirical observations.
In the time it takes you to read this post, roughly 20 million American males between the ages of 30-45 will toiling away at jobs they hate—all while Bill Gates licks warm lobster bisque off the perfect gumdrop-shaped nipples of a pair of spike-heeled Honduran teens he’s had flown in for the day. Me, I’ll be trying to get Windows to recognize my fucking USB headphones.*
Plug and play my ass.