November 9, 2012

BREAKING: AS SHOW OF BIPARTISANSHIP, JOHN BOEHNER FLOATS IDEA FOR “NATIONAL HAND OUT SOME RUBBERS DAY”

Well, okay. I made that up.  But you probably believed it possible, didn’t you?  And isn’t that the point?

Posted by Jeff G. @ 8:24am
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  1. Glenn Reynolds posted a commenter’s better idea for bipartisanship.

    If income were the same as wealth, I might even be inclined to go along with it.

  2. As a show of bipartisanship on my own part, I would like to invite Senators and Congressmen from both parties to fuck right off!

  3. Those would be the floppy things one slips over one’s high-style Italian crafted tassle-loafers when preparing to go walking in the rubble of NJ and NY shore towns?

  4. Hey, kids are going to have sex. And then cover up their sex with abortions. And then get into a serious drug habit to try and squash their guilt. And then become massive drains on the State. We’re being practical!

  5. I didn’t believe it, but only because the title of the program would never fly with Boner. The concept, however, is another story.

  6. Christie/Fluke 2016!

  7. As long as we’re doing humor: #StarWarsFiscalCliff

    “I felt a great disturbance in the budget, as if billions of dollars suddenly cried out in terror and disappeared”

    Darth Boehner: “I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”

    Obama: I love you. Obama: I know.

    Sequester me like you did on the shores of lake Naboo.

    It’s a TARP!

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