October 25, 2012

The Voter

JHoward

…that surely wars have been fought for.

Posted by JHoward @ 6:39pm
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  2. newrouter says October 25, 2012 at 6:46 pm

    We shall go on to the end, we shall mock them fight in France, we shall mock them fight on the seas and oceans, we shall mock them fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall mock them fight on the beaches, we shall mock them fight on the landing grounds, we shall mock them fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall mock them fight in the hills; we shall never surrender

  3. Dennis D says October 25, 2012 at 6:46 pm

    She is REALLY cute. And REALLY STUPID! Still, wish I’d met her in 1970.

  4. leigh says October 25, 2012 at 7:00 pm

    Dennis D, I hope you’ve set a higher bar since then.

    For the children.

  5. beemoe says October 25, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    Also in 1970 her mom was probably still under age.

  6. gahrie says October 25, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    I am personally hoping that the Obama team is archiving this material to place in Obama’s presidential library (and if he runs true to form, he’ll spend $500 billion on a bookmobile) for posterity.

  7. Darleen says October 25, 2012 at 7:24 pm

    I’m so hoping this chicky-poo and her friends find the way to the polls on Nov 7

  8. ironpacker says October 25, 2012 at 7:25 pm

    If I had two X chromosomes, I would find that ad highly insulting. Obviously she’s thinking with her crotch and not her brain.

  9. charlesaustin says October 25, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    I’ve watched part of a couple of her sitcom “Girls” on HBO and never realized that her character was actually her in real life. OMG!!!

  10. happyfeet says October 25, 2012 at 7:31 pm

    Voting for Obama is like getting fucked?

  11. leigh says October 25, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    Pretty much, happy.

  12. ginger says October 25, 2012 at 7:36 pm

    Yisch…Shiver. Suddenly I find myself on Sandra Fluke’s side. Lots of free birth control for this one. Please.

  13. leigh says October 25, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    Make sure she gets the pills or condoms. If she just gets money she’ll spend it on more ugly tats.

  14. newrouter says October 25, 2012 at 7:55 pm

    proggtards: making life, body, sex, ugly.

  15. palaeomerus says October 25, 2012 at 7:59 pm

    ” Voting for Obama is like getting fucked?

    I didn’t vote for him and I got the #@#$ #@#$Ed out of me anyway.

  16. Dennis D says October 25, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    Hey!!!! I didn’t mean I wanted to meet her as she was–in fact, was not–in 1970. Give me a freakin’ break here. Haters. Racist haters. Racisty racist haters. Notyetexistent blastocyst haters.

    Well…she is kinda’ homely and the tat is REALLY UGLY, but if she had been 20-something in 1970–no problem. I was a liberal–a member of SDS, mind you–and a virgin. ‘Nuff said.

    And quit hatin’ on me, you haters.

  17. EBL says October 25, 2012 at 8:07 pm

    We all make mistakes in our youth. Unfortunately Barack Obama is a bigger mistake than that bad tattoo on her shoulder.

    However there is some hope…

    When even “true believers” and old codgers like David Letterman are starting to question Obama’s veracity and honesty, something is happening.

  18. John Bradley says October 25, 2012 at 8:13 pm

    Voting for Obama is like getting fucked?

    No wonder he has a hard time getting straight men to vote for him.

  19. John Bradley says October 25, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    ‘course, we’ve all seen what a great pitcher he is, so maybe there’s not that much to worry about.

  20. wally says October 25, 2012 at 8:15 pm

    Her and Megan McPhatcell ought to get a talk show on MSLSD where they can try to out-stupid each other and wrestle in Crisco and stuff like that.

  21. newrouter says October 25, 2012 at 8:21 pm

    “OhioBenghazi”

    Tin soldiers and barack Nixon coming,
    We’re finally on our own.
    This summer I hear the drumming,
    Four dead in Ohio Benghazi.

    Gotta get down to it
    jihadis Soldiers are cutting us down
    Should have been done long ago.
    What if you knew him her
    And found him her dead on the ground
    How can you run when you know?

  22. cranky-d says October 25, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    It’s nice to see them being totally up-front with the pure emotionalism involved in voting for progressives. It sure isn’t something a person who actually thought about things would do.

  23. BigBangHunter says October 25, 2012 at 8:25 pm

    - “I went to the polling station, I pulled back the curtin, and my walnut sized brain fell on the floor…..I was a girl, now I’m a retard…..

    ….With a scaramatch tattoo ftom hell, and this free coupon for tickets to a Rolling stones 75 year comeback concert……ZOMG….coolies!

  25. leigh says October 25, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    Thanks, nr. That’s hilarioius.

  26. palaeomerus says October 25, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    This ad is just ‘Obamagirl’ for a whole new set of vapid little freshman types who have been cynically observed to like teen sitcoms more than R &B music videos.

  27. palaeomerus says October 25, 2012 at 8:58 pm

    “Make sure she gets the pills or condoms. If she just gets money she’ll spend it on more ugly tats.”

    Well those tattoos’d definitely shut my equipment down at the critical moment. That makes them a form of prophylactic if not 100% effective.

  28. leigh says October 25, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    Well, win-win then! Just hope she’s wearing a sleeveless blouse and talking a mile a minute before you waste money on buying her a drink.

  29. BigBangHunter says October 25, 2012 at 9:43 pm

    - Whats most depressing, is that these creatures actually vote like real people.

  30. cranky-d says October 25, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    I’m not sure they vote like real people, but they do vote.

  33. Ernst Schreiber says October 25, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    Voting for Obama is like getting fucked?

    Make sure she gets the pills or condoms.

    You may be more right than you know, ‘feets. And, if he is then she really needs pills more than condoms leigh.

    The study, authored by researchers at the University of Texas at San Antonio, used an ‘Internet survey of 275 women who were not taking hormonal contraception and had regular menstrual cycles’ to mine its data.”

    That was the sample group, 275 women not taking hormonal contraception. For those of you in Rio Linda, what that means is they were not taking a pill. Condom didn’t matter. Taking a pill, [sic —edited to add, later corrected to women not taking the pill –E.S.] regular menstrual cycles, 275. “The results showed that ovulating single women tend to support President Barack Obama because, in the words of lead researcher Kristina Durante, they feel ‘sexier.’ [emph add.]”
    [...]
    This is only single women, by the way. “Married or otherwise committed women, by contrast, favored Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney. ‘I think they’re overcompensating for the increase of the hormones motivating them to have sex with other men,’ Durante explained in the article. ‘It’s a way of convincing themselves that they’re not the type to give in to such sexual urges.’”

    So, does this prove all that hypergamy bullshit, or does it shoot it straight to hell?

  34. leigh says October 25, 2012 at 10:37 pm

    …or does it shoot it straight to hell?

    Yes. I’ve said for ages that PMS is a lie and an excuse to act like a beast. Sure, women are hormonal (duh) but PMS is just an excuse.

    And I’ll be damned if Obama ever struck me as ‘sexy.’ Jerry Lewis as Buddy Love in “The Nutty Professor” is sexier.

  35. BigBangHunter says October 25, 2012 at 10:42 pm

    Jerry Lewis as Buddy Love in “The Nutty Professor” is sexier.

    …..Or at least he was until his pace maker started opening and closing his garage door ay all hours.

  36. Ernst Schreiber says October 25, 2012 at 10:44 pm

    You don’t count leigh. You’re married. This is a study of single women not using hormonal birth control.

  37. Ernst Schreiber says October 25, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    And it’s not PMS, it’s ovulation.

  38. dicentra says October 25, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    Yes. I’ve said for ages that PMS is a lie and an excuse to act like a beast. Sure, women are hormonal (duh) but PMS is just an excuse.

    Really? I’d far rather be calm and clear-headed every damn day than have to endure my nerves being stood on a razor’s edge and my judgment go straight to hell whether I want it or not.

    A TREMENDOUS WRONG HAS BEEN COMMITTED AND I MUST SET IT RIGHT!

    That’s where my brain goes just about every time, and it takes every ounce of my will to remind myself that my outrage is just an illusion, that in a few days I won’t even care.

    Unless of course I forget to check the calendar and bite off a few heads before I realize what the deal is. Then I care. Then I have to care.

    I’ll say one thing, though: I give the best damn apologies this side of the Mississippi.

  39. dicentra says October 25, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    BECAUSE OF THE PRACTICE!

  40. Ernst Schreiber says October 25, 2012 at 10:55 pm

    Y’know, if this study is right, Democrats insisting that birth control pills be given out for free is as self-defeating as their support for abortion on demand.

  41. BigBangHunter says October 25, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    - In svhool we use to call them bobble-head girls, because no matter what you asked them to do they always nodded “yes”.

    *rim shot*

  42. BigBangHunter says October 26, 2012 at 2:35 am

    ….In other news, its always nice to see “friends” doing well:

    Print ad revenue, coming primarily from its namesake newspaper and the Boston Globe, dropped almost 11 percent from a year earlier – an even steeper decline than the previous quarter.

    Digital ad revenue, once a bright spot for the company, fell 2.2 percent.

    The company attributed the declines to the “challenging economic environment, ongoing secular trends and an increasingly complex and fragmented digital advertising marketplace.”

    Advertising revenue at The New York Times depends largely on national accounts from sectors like telecommunications and technology that use the newspaper to reach people across the United States.

    “I think that really reflects that national newspaper revenue is much more exposed to secular pressures than the local retailer,” said Leo Culp, an analyst with Citi

    - ‘Secular pressures’ translating to “those god-bothering, homophobic, xenophobic, bitter clinger t-bagger, bible thumping, gun loving, racist, misogynistic women h8ter, flyover country Visigoths won’t buy our newspapers, and we have absolutely no idea why.”

    - Really its probably because they’re all a bunch of thin skinned uneducated cousin fuckers. Nothing else could possibly explain it.

  43. BigBangHunter says October 26, 2012 at 3:36 am

    “Like shaking hands with a dead fish.”

    …..Well yeh, but in all fairness the dude had a critical campaign rally to get to in Vegas,

  44. Libby says October 26, 2012 at 6:25 am

    This is “Julia” incarnate – marrying the state for her cradle to grave benefits. Not cute, not edgy, just sad.
    Also, I’ve never gotten the appeal of current cool kid Lena Dunham – “Tiny Furniture” was unbearable.

  47. Car in says October 26, 2012 at 7:47 am

    Happy won the thread way up there, so I’m not even going to try.

  48. Car in says October 26, 2012 at 7:48 am

    It’s kind of interesting that this … little girl is being presented as someone who should be giving advice.

    She seems so silly.

  49. gp says October 26, 2012 at 8:19 am

    Two impressions: “Wow, she’s stupid!” and “OMG, what happened to her arm?!” The tattoo looks like a burn injury, or leprosy maybe.

  50. serr8d says October 26, 2012 at 8:28 am

    OT, a couple of point-and-laughs…

    The Daily Beast, at the Nutroot bloggers.

    Romney and Ryan, at the SCOAMF (courtesy of me!).

  51. Squid says October 26, 2012 at 8:29 am

    I know it’ll never happen, but I’d love to see somebody on the GOP side whip up an ad with a 23-year-old woman explaining to the Lena Dunham crowd that the smooth, suave, sophisticated “gentleman” they’re about to give it up to is the same guy who used the same lines to seduce her four years ago, and not only did he never call her back — he made her pay her own cab fare home.

    “Ladies — don’t make the same mistake I did.”

  52. missfixit says October 26, 2012 at 8:37 am

    hey now! I’m a single woman not on birth control. and when I think of Obama, the last thing I think about is sex – this is just bizarre.
    – even if i were a tatted-up (barely) heterosexual 20 yr old girl ….. Mom jeans!? what?
    no no no honey.. in reality if we’re going to throw ourselves down in front of a loser, it’ll be the one with broad shoulders and a motorcycle. please.

  53. McGehee says October 26, 2012 at 8:42 am

    explaining to the Lena Dunham crowd that the smooth, suave, sophisticated “gentleman” they’re about to give it up to is

    I think in real life he’s usually the guy who sprays disinfectant into the rented shoes at the bowling alley, or the guy who drives the pickup truck to the auto parts store at the local garage because he still can’t get certified to actually work on anything.

    I suppose in some rarefied circles he’s the guy who works in the mailroom at the major law firm because despite having been law review editor he never actually wrote anything for it.

  54. leigh says October 26, 2012 at 9:52 am

    Heh. Good one, missfixit.

  55. Alec Leamas says October 26, 2012 at 9:57 am

    Are nerds, like, not nerds anymore or something?

  56. BigBangHunter says October 26, 2012 at 11:31 am

    Are nerds, like, not nerds anymore or something?

    - The nerd crowd was magically transformed by the great “Technicolor revenge of the Nerds brigade hopey changey tour” of 2007-8.

    - When the mustard finally comes off the faux hipster pop culture metrosexual hotdog we’re going to have a hard time getting through the day without rib pain from LOL’ing so much.

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