Buy popcorn for freedom
Satchel’s Cub Scout duty this month is to sell lots of very yummy popcorn. He’s good at it, but I promised him I’d help. Luckily, you can order it online and have it shipped right to you. The stuff is good, too, so it’s not just a nice gesture. It’s a gustatory treat for you — a kind of warmly popped lead-up to a tongue and gullet orgasm. With maybe a few sharp edges and the occasion unpopped kernel.
You can order here.
Before you order however, please make sure that there’s a notation that your purchase supports Scout Satchel H.