The Debbie Disaster
Okay, fine. So she’s a lying, weaselly, offensive little scumbag. Stipulated. But let’s be sure not to hold her reprehensible character against that dear Mr Tinkles, the kindly poodle who sleeps curled up atop the DNC chair’s scalp and who has never, to my knowledge, told the kinds of lies that Wasserman Schultz tells so routinely and effortlessly.
Dogs can’t help who their masters are.